Cheese Crystals (2019)
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8 days ago
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tomcam
2 days ago
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If you like sharp cheddar, the best cheese in the world is "Cougar Gold" from WSU Creamery in eastern Washington, USA, a region not known to be a hotbed of find cheeses. It comes in a can, also not thought of as a delivery vector for a great cheese, but there you have it. Tastes great out of the can or you can age it for a few years in the refrigerator. Five or 6 years is fine. I absolutely love the crystals. No mold forms unless you open the can.

WSU's other cheeses are okay but do not stand out to me. Nothing from England or France has delivered the sharp cheddar experience like Cougar Gold.

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fishmicrowaver
2 days ago
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I'm not easily Influenced so I'm mystified at how canned cheese had me checking out ways to order it.
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AlanYx
2 days ago
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The canning process is the result of post-WW2 government funded research at WSU. It's a cool backstory for a cheese.
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tomcam
2 days ago
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Had no idea! Love this! The website looks like it dates from WWII tbh
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supportengineer
2 days ago
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jmdeon
2 days ago
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Yeah I just ordered one. The effectiveness of this HN post plus this parent comment has me convinced they're in cahoots.
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bombcar
2 days ago
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An elite zeal team has been dispatched from Wisconsin to take care of the issue.
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tomcam
2 days ago
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NOT CAHOOTING
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tomcam
2 days ago
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I knew you had it in you
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peterldowns
2 days ago
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I just ordered two cans of the cougar gold, one of the viking, and one of the mild cheddar. If it's not good I will blame you.

The archaic checkout system and the fact that this is a Washington State school agricultural product make me think that this will be the best cheese I've ever eaten in my life. Quite fond of their apples!

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tomcam
2 days ago
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The responsibility weighs heavy on my shoulders
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carabiner
22 hours ago
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Each can is almost 2 lb. You are ready for this?
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peterldowns
16 hours ago
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Born ready
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PeterHolzwarth
2 days ago
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The well known Rainier cherry cultivar similarly comes from Washington State University - quite an ag program they have there!
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Wingman4l7
2 days ago
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Not the first time I've seen it organically recommended, and I'm not surprised. A buddy has some of this stuff, he usually ages it for a minimum of a year, ideally 2+, in the fridge. Will sometimes have fantastic crystals, and even if it doesn't it's still exceptional sharp cheddar.
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carabiner
2 days ago
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Some guy cracked open a 15 year old can of Cougar Gold and said it was good: https://www.reddit.com/r/Cheese/comments/1oas900/update_i_op...
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foofoo12
2 days ago
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We once popped open a bottle of red wine from 1968. After tasting, we figured it was probably the best before date.
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IAmBroom
2 days ago
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Aging requires (1) fairly constant temperatures (no extremes) and (2) only helps some wines. Many wines, especially whites, tend to lose too many of their ideal esters with age, while gaining too many undesirable notes.

Or, to put it another way, they go stale.

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msuniverse2026
2 days ago
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I remember hearing about that cheese in the past. Does it need a cold chain to be shipped overseas?
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tomcam
2 days ago
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Not sure what a "cold chain" is but yes, it's shipped ice-filled styrofoam containers. Without it the cheese would sweat, which freaks people out.
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SideburnsOfDoom
2 days ago
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> Not sure what a "cold chain" is

Why do you choose that over looking it up? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_chain

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tomcam
1 day ago
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Because I’m an idiot and assumed it was a typo. Thanks—had no idea that was a thing. Enthusiastically upvoted your comment.
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tbrownaw
2 days ago
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"chain" as in "supply chain".
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omnicognate
2 days ago
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I'd love to try that but the only site I can see selling it here in the UK wants 85 quid a tin.

There are plenty of extra mature cheddars with crystals here, though. Marks & Spencer have a 2 year aged one called Cornish Cruncher that I'm partial to.

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noir_lord
2 days ago
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Not like we are short of Cheddars in the UK tbf.
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omnicognate
2 days ago
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Indeed, including a cave aged one actually made in Cheddar (which is amazing). Godminster and Black Bomber are both very nice, and are wax sealed so might be similar to the canned stuff. And that's before you get into the unpasteurised stuff you're not even allowed to sell in the states. (Edit: I'm wrong about that - you can if it's aged more than 60 days.)

I'd really like to try this Cougar Gold, though. People get nationalistic about cheese, but good is good wherever it's made. If England can have the best brie I know of (Baron Bigod) there's no reason in principle the US couldn't have the best cheddar. Canada makes rather nice cheddar too, which you can buy in UK supermarkets.

The US terminology is odd, though. Sharp isn't how I'd characterise most extra mature cheddar.

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omnicognate
2 days ago
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Re unpasteurised cheddar: Keen's is a good example of that. Makes your teeth itch... in a good way.
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tomcam
2 days ago
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What's your fave?
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ndsipa_pomu
2 days ago
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Davidstow Reserve - matured for 36 months.
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TheAmazingRace
2 days ago
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I'll be making a stop in Seattle here in a few weeks. I'll see if this is available for purchase at Haggen.
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tomcam
12 hours ago
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I'll give you a can if you're willing to visit Redmond, a suburb of Seattle.
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ndsipa_pomu
2 days ago
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Hmmm, I'm somewhat doubtful about cheese from the USA as my experience there (only on holiday, mind) was that most cheese seems to be made of plastic. However, I fully acknowledge my lack of knowledge about good/great american cheeses and I'm sure there are small scale producers of quality products.

Some of the best cheddars that I've tried are Wyke Farms Cheddar (from Somerset, but not quite in Cheddar itself) and my favourite is Davidstow which comes from Cornwall. Quite why you'd be expecting quality Cheddar cheese from France is beyond me - wouldn't they consider it insulting to be making an English style cheese when they have so very many unique types of French cheese?

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technothrasher
2 days ago
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Most of the mainstream cheese that you're going to encounter here in the US is boring and tasteless. Even most of the cheddar we get imported from the UK is terribly mediocre, I've found. It's just what many American's like, apparently. But that doesn't mean you can't get good cheese, both domestic and imported, if you frequent a specialist local cheese shop. There are quite a few farms in Vermont and New Hampshire, and also a couple in Massachusetts, that I've found make really good cheddars, rivaling some of my favorite Somerset cheddars. I'm sure there are good producers outside of New England too, I just know those ones as that's where I am.
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carabiner
2 days ago
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Isn't McDonalds massively successful in Paris? Here's one artisanal creamery in the US: https://www.cascadiacreamery.com/photo_gallery.html

There are hundreds of these across the country, but you have to seek them out. You can also get raw milk cheeses in the US.

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ndsipa_pomu
2 days ago
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Those certainly look like proper, tasty cheeses.

I don't doubt that there's a thriving junk food culture in France, but they do have something like 1000 different varieties of cheese, so I can imagine the french getting annoyed if someone asks them for a nice bit of cheddar.

The U.S. seems to have a strange relationship with raw milk - I believe it can be fairly freely sold over there, whereas we in the UK can't buy/sell raw milk in shops although it can be purchased from farms and farmer's markets. Meanwhile, raw milk cheese are common in supermarkets - they just put a label on it warning pregnant women and people with compromised immune systems.

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IAmBroom
2 days ago
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Raw milk is outlawed in many places, but allowed in others. We do indeed have a strange relationship.
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jhaile
2 days ago
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I enjoyed reading the article, but really wish it had photos to help educate the reader on how to distinguish between crystals and mold.
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nlawalker
2 days ago
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Totally agree - interesting info but nothing of practical use, especially because white spots can be mold.

See https://www.eatortoss.com/how-to-tell-if-white-stuff-on-chee..., https://www.eatortoss.com/aged-cheddar-with-a-crusty-white-s....

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bfkwlfkjf
2 days ago
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To my untrained eye: not sure about the first one,but the second one is obviously good. Correct?
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the__alchemist
2 days ago
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This is a bit confusing: "The crystals are soft, white, and sometimes appear damp."

The rule of thumb I've heard is hard white: crystal. Soft white: mold.

If you can't tell, I would dump it.

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IAmBroom
2 days ago
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Mold on cheese is rarely pathogenic. In fact, fermented foods in general are often quite safe, even in areas with unsafe water supplies.

Now, that doesn't mean rando-mold doesn't ruin the cheese's flavor...

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deeg
2 days ago
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The article is from 2019 and I think it originally had photos.
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bigiain
2 days ago
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There's a bunch of broken images there (at least I see them in Safari).

Sadly, the wayback machine has snapshots of the article going back to 2020, but doesn't seem to have archived those broken image links.

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Frotag
2 days ago
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> Actually, all cheese making produces quite a bit of wastage. On average, if a dairy starts with ten-thousand pounds of milk, they’ll end up with only a thousand pounds of cheese. The remaining nine-thousand pounds ends up as whey while the curd is formed.

> That’s right: if you run the numbers on cheese manufacturing, the percent yield is only about 10%.

Yogurt-making produces a lot of whey too, though probably closer to ~50% whey rather than 90% (when made at home). The only difference between greek yogurt and regular yogurt is that greek yogurt is strained to remove the whey, making it thicker / creamier. Though most commercial brands try to cheat and thicken it with something like pectin (which usually makes it kind of jello-y).

Anyways all that to say my favorite yogurt is the one where the only ingredient is milk + yogurt culture. No thickeners, added sugars, flavoring, I like to add those myself.

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FuriouslyAdrift
2 days ago
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Whey goes to make protein powder, whey butter, animal feed, etc. The Ag industry is so competitive that usually every little bit gets used for something.
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carlob
2 days ago
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And ricotta, how can you forget ricotta!
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NetMageSCW
2 days ago
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I have a sad that most lasagna from restaurants here don’t seem to have enough Ricotta - I had to get my fix from cheese Manicotti.
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kragen
2 days ago
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I usually make my yogurt with powdered milk so that I can have less water in it. I don't add thickeners or sugar.
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IAmBroom
2 days ago
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> Yogurt-making produces a lot of whey too, though probably closer to ~50% whey rather than 90% (when made at home). The only difference between greek yogurt and regular yogurt is that greek yogurt is strained to remove the whey, making it thicker / creamier.

If you don't strain the whey, yogurt-making produces 0% whey. And I make it at home, so I know I'm not missing anything. Your math is wrong.

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colechristensen
2 days ago
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>> That’s right: if you run the numbers on cheese manufacturing, the percent yield is only about 10%.

Percent yield is an odd choice of words when the "waste" product is 90-95% water.

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IAmBroom
2 days ago
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The waste is not useful as water. You can get the runs from drinking it. It won't clean your car bumper well. Etc.

Urine is mostly water as well, but I'd still classify it as a waste product.

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president_zippy
2 days ago
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Hard calcium-lactate crystals are an intentional feature of Belvitano cheese. They add a great texture and add tanginess to parmesan-esque taste.
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supportengineer
2 days ago
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FumblingBear
2 days ago
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LOVE Bellavitano! I'm a huge fan of most of their cheeses, but especially the Garlic & Herb—it's like a delicious pizza :)
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president_zippy
2 days ago
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Thanks for catching my typo, I hope more people discover their cheese. I love every variety of their cheese, but the Merlot and Tennessee Whiskey cheeses are on another level.
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chrisweekly
2 days ago
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Same! The Merlot is my go-to, but the "Herbs de Provence" was my all-time fave (can't seem to find it in local grocers these days)
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skinwill
2 days ago
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There is an error on that page. src="https://www.media.snipettemag.com/wp-uploads/2019/09/cheese-..." should be src="https://media.snipettemag.com/wp-uploads/2019/09/cheese-stre..."

There is an extra "www." which breaks the link.

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flobosg
2 days ago
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Related, from a few months ago: It’s not mold, it’s calcium lactate (2018)https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43535688
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pinewurst
2 days ago
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Aged Gouda from the Netherlands (my favorite!) is riddled with these crystals.
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ribs
2 days ago
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Right about the calcium lactate crystals, though wrong about lactic acid causing muscle pain; this has been debunked.
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pak9rabid
2 days ago
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The Coastal aged cheddar that Costco sells has these. And she's right, it makes the cheese much more enjoyable.
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r4ge
2 days ago
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My favorite super market bought cheese is mainland tasty cheddar, the best tasting blocks always have crystals.
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carterschonwald
2 days ago
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Aged Cabot Brand cheese often has these crystals. It’s like a little salty crunch in every bite.
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temp0826
2 days ago
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I'm picturing the author as Ratatouille, sniff-testing all the food for poison for his family
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barbegal
2 days ago
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Is it just me or does this have a familiar "edited by Chat GPT" feel to it? I can only take this chatty writing style in moderation but it seems everyone is using Chat GPT to edit their work in the same way.
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gus_massa
2 days ago
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The article is dated in 2019, and the wayback machina has a version saved in 2020 [1] but ChatGPT was launched in 2022.

[1] https://snipettemag.com/cheese-crystals/

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barbegal
2 days ago
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Thanks, good to know that I'm wrong!
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NetMageSCW
2 days ago
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If you see AI everywhere you are most likely wrong.
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IAmBroom
2 days ago
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Just what I'd expect an AI-powered bot like you to say.
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