Intuitively you would think that the tide is being formed because the Moon is "lifting up" the water at the point closest to the Moon. But this contribution is actually very miniscule to the tidal effect. Instead the bulk of the tides are produced about 45 degrees away where the tidal force is parallel to the Earth's surface. This has the effect of dragging the water closer to the tidal bulge.
I didn't know they already had machine learning and model fitting algorithms in the 1800s, but here we are...
Basically, a summation of sinusoids.
For me, the worst are posts about scale and things I won't need, like "You don't need kafka" or "your data isn't actually big data" or "don't horizontally scale, just get a bigger server"
I get that I am not the target audience and there are people for whom those statements are true, but I am running Kafka clusters with data from 10s of thousands of servers, I absolutely can't move that to a single machine.
I wish they would phrase it as "Tides are weirder than most people think", although that probably doesn't drive as much engagement.
It is language quirk, but you can probably use LLM to replace HN headlines like this. Pretty cheap and one will no longer have visceral reaction that one does not wish.
