> One major benefit to using Avian Carriers is that this is the only networking technology that earns frequent flyer miles, plus the Concorde and First classes of service earn 50% bonus miles per packet.

:D

Bird Internet?

> Carriers in the queue too long may leave log entries

> Avian Carriers MAY eat the NATs.

There's always something I've not spotted / forgotten before with these

Disappointed there still isn't a protocol for sending messages in a bottle.

Send a raven to Pyongyang.