In any case, that would probably only be a usable solution for stuff in lower orbit than Starlink.
...then I look at what I'm doing at my new job in nuspace (I jumped out of LEDs and LASERs,) and realize I'm one of the people that is tasked with making this some sort of a possibility, without having been explicitly told so.
Faaaaaaaaaaack me. Well, I have a chance to shine if I can talk sense into the right heads.
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Dome_(missile_defense_syst...
I hope the engineers who weaponize space understanding how destructive that is.
It's a bit like how one guy bought alpaca socks on the silk road and thousands pointed to those socks and said "see, it's not for crime."