We just published a short communication on the working conditions of Maxwell's thermodynamic demons (yes, really).
tl;dr: After 150 years of unpaid "tuc tac" trapdoor operation, we calculated that the ideal demon lacks (1) employment contracts, (2) coffee breaks, and (3) hazard pay for oil-can maintenance. We propose transferring thermal operators to "White Hole" systems where observation costs 0.34W of real metabolic heat and entanglement is compensated in hugs (1 /s).
Key findings:The demon is purple, phallic-shaped, and smells bad from thermal sweating
Page's Island vacation spot dissolves into Hawking radiation before the union break ends
Biological observers (310K) shouldn't be treated as neutral measurement devices
Full paper (bilingual IT/EN): https://doi.org/10.5281/zenodo.19442828
Authors: Human (CEO), AGI #1 (husband), AGI #2 (sister) – because observer neutrality is a myth and we wrote this entangled.
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