Today I've made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%
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rbjorklin
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> We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role.

What happens when this person inevitably leaves and they have no one who knows even a little bit about the process or tools used?

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azinman2
3 hours ago
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"Non-technical teams are now shipping production code"

Boy that's scary for a company that's effectively fintech...

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simonbw
18 minutes ago
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There's plenty of non-critical code that I would trust non-technical people with good AI tooling to touch. As long as their access is segregated from the actual critical stuff. But let them write marketing pages or help and documentation pages. Let them write internal reporting code or build tools to use themselves.
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brandall10
11 minutes ago
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Internal tools and help/marketing pages aren't generally considered production code.
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estimator7292
3 minutes ago
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You and I wouldn't because we're engineers. An executive with ulterior motives would want to call it production for "Marketing"
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stephenlf
26 minutes ago
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This is exactly what stood out to me, too. Before this Tweet, my feelings towards Coinbase were completely neutral. After this Tweet, I want nothing to do with it.

> Over the past year, l've watched engineers use Al to ship in days what used to take a team weeks. Nontechnical teams are now shipping production code and many of our workflows are being automated.

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butterlesstoast
2 hours ago
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I respected the "No Pure Managers" part. That's similar to what happened at our org.

The question remains, if there are no pure managers, then is this CSM / Sales shipping production code? If yes, then it's indeed scary...

> No pure managers: Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor. Managers should be like player-coaches, getting their hands dirty alongside their teams.

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zdragnar
2 hours ago
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I've strongly disliked every team where this was the case. The people in those positions ended up being neither good managers nor good engineers.

YMMV, I suppose, but this combined with the AI nonsense just makes the dislike even harder.

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claytonjy
1 hour ago
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My experience as well. It sounds nice at first, but since it’s tied to org flattening these “player-coaches” end up with 15-20 reports, which is way too many for even a pure manager.

I noticed it was especially bad for on-call and incident response; these managers get pulled in to all the incidents because of their status and supposed involvement, but are not particularly useful in those rooms, adding even more cooks to the already crowded kitchen.

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colechristensen
32 minutes ago
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I worked somewhere once where every once in a while we'd have to create a new deploy meeting because 1) our code was deployed manually over the course of hours and 2) every manager imaginable wanted to be in the meeting asking questions and directing people... you couldn't actually speak to anyone you had to talk through their manager.
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claytonjy
26 minutes ago
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I experienced a flavor of this, too. We had some outages, management said no more daytime deploys, so we had after-hours “deploy parties” whose scope and participant count increased weekly. The smarter managers said it was temporary, but couldn’t say how we’d move back towards continuous deployment. If anything went wrong in any service, you’d end up with a dozen or so folks on a zoom call for 3 hours. We did this once or twice a week.

Went on for about a year, worse each week, before i left.

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duzer65657
11 minutes ago
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I've experienced this as well. I call it the "better safe than sorry" strategy, and the issue is it ignores the very real cost of all the extra effort and work, from the literal costs to the slow releases to the loss of people who just can't take it anymore.
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ern
24 minutes ago
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In my experience, managers don't have to be hands-on, but they need to be able to recognize people with talent and unblock them do their jobs, to be able to spot process improvements, including channelling the AI hype to productive outcomes, and to be a steadying influence in a crisis (without adding noise). If a manager doesn't have technical ability, its impossible for them to do those things.
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lokar
34 minutes ago
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Being a great manager requires being good at a whole set of specific skills, and that takes effort and some natural talent.

It can certainly overlap with what makes a great engineer, but not most of the time.

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duzer65657
9 minutes ago
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I think I am a better manager than engineer, not because I'm a shitty engineer but because I recognize the superior strength in my team and do waht I can to leverage the basic principle that if someone is better than you in many things, they should still specialize in the thing they are best at.
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duzer65657
13 minutes ago
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They're still going to have upwards of 5 levels in their hierarchy, so this is obviously for the plebs who are front-line managers, not the several layers above them, as (for example) I'm not sure what a strong player-coach VP of Engineering would exactly look like. I got to Director and quit because it was impossible to be a true contributor at that level or higher. You can see this when you're in critical mode like downtime or a breach; senior management is useless.
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Aeolun
1 hour ago
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I haven’t had it turn out well with pure managers either, so I’m not sure how much the distinction helps.
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lokar
34 minutes ago
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Do you mean not an engineer at the same time as a manager, or never an engineer?
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rowanG077
27 minutes ago
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For me this is all about team size. It works if you have small teams, maybe max 6 people. But anything above 8-10 this is a total no go. Because management tasks just are not able to be done well at that point.
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duzer65657
7 minutes ago
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You right, but there is a very real coordination problem above the team when you're doing bigger things. I've recently experienced an organization with approx. 25 teams of 5-8, and because of their organization they had way too many concurrent initiatives. It was very hard to effectively swarm multiple teams on fewer (bigger) projects.
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just_once
57 minutes ago
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Can anyone think of a single successful player-coach in the entire history of sports? Why would this be a good model?
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fsckboy
19 minutes ago
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Bill Russell, Boston Celtics, NBA national champions 2 years in a row, 67-68, 68-69 (first black head coach in NBA)
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jppope
18 minutes ago
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Most of the high profile basketball players you can think of do this - obvious ones are Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and Lebron James - as I remember it Lebron has even written up plays from time to time during critical games (evidence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUkQbGQTdQ8, and famously erasing his coach's play: https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/lebron-james-changed-fina...)
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conradfr
13 minutes ago
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There's successful actor-directors.
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Refreeze5224
34 minutes ago
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There are definitely a tiny handful, which absolutely makes them the exceptions that prove the rule, and a terrible idea for Coinbase or anyone else.
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yurylifshits
29 minutes ago
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Gianluca Vialli won UEFA Cup Winners' Cup with Chelsea as player-coach in 1998
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soperj
47 minutes ago
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Reggie Dunlop, Charlestown Cheifs, they won the Federal League and it's hard to argue it wasn't all down to his coaching.
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darepublic
27 minutes ago
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Pete Rose baseball?
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spuwho
46 minutes ago
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George Halas - Chicago Bears
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leg100
54 minutes ago
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Kenny Dalglish, Liverpool FC, 1985-1990.
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jr3592
19 minutes ago
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> No pure managers: Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor. Managers should be like player-coaches, getting their hands dirty alongside their teams.

This has always been the case where I work, long before AI.

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CryptoBanker
13 minutes ago
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> This has always been the case where I work, long before AI.

And surely the place you work hired with this in mind. Many places have not, and yet now expect PMs who haven’t coded in years, or in many cases not at all, to contribute to their products’ codebases.

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tapoxi
36 minutes ago
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Gotta be fun being a strong and active IC with 15 direct reports.
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dyauspitr
18 minutes ago
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No pure managers is a shitty situation where anything people related is an after thought. That’s how you end up with a shoddy crew with a revolving door.
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annjose
1 hour ago
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Are they also held accountable for the code they ship? Are they added to the on-call rotation?
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lokar
32 minutes ago
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IMO managers (and directors) should staff the large incident management rotation. Helping to coordinate response, freeing up ICs to debug and fix.
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duzer65657
5 minutes ago
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or at Coinbase now apparently, prepare to complete 15+ annual reviews in your new role as player-coach!
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nothercastle
2 hours ago
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Worse, crypto is irreversible at least there are legal channels elsewhere to undo. Even if these people don’t touch the crypto side they still create backdoors for phishing
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willio58
1 hour ago
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Yep I take this as a signal to remove the remaining amount of crypto I had on coinbase out. Fun thing for tonight!
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pishpash
1 hour ago
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What are the top alternatives? (And are they doing the same thing?)
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atl_tom
22 minutes ago
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Hardware wallet. Or just stamp the wallet and private key on a sheet of aluminum.
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shell0x
2 hours ago
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My employer does that too and people don’t even read or review code anymore.
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drdaeman
22 minutes ago
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Maybe I won't have to be concerned about job security some years from now, when everything becomes FUBAR and companies will need a legacy systems expert/software necromancer to a) discover, spec and re-formalize what their machine-generated black boxes are doing; b) build comprehensible and maintainable systems; and c) be responsible for what happens in the process aka swear by my work. While (a) probably can be done by a machine alone, and (b) can be done by a machine-and-human tandem, (c) absolutely requires a human.

But the few years to come are going to be wild for a lot of folks out there.

I don't expect Coinbase to publish a "we're hiring everyone back" in 5 years from now, but I hope at some point media will spot those trends as they'll - I have no doubts - will happen, and propagate that tune.

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ghnbv
58 minutes ago
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It is very likely a lie.
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mothballed
2 hours ago
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Must be the KYC/AML people. I've notice fintech is on a hair trigger to freeze your money for hallucinated reasons. Once they have your money frozen, they can use it as float to pad their numbers for investor decks and draw more interest. Spin up some AI CS agent that just deflects and wastes your time and they can stall out paying for weeks to months.
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phist_mcgee
2 hours ago
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I realise you're joking, but crypto is now a heavily regulated industry, the KYC/AML requirements are no-joke and non-compliance will get the company's licences in a given country/state terminated.

For the end user it looks like an evil cash-grab, but really it's the company protecting itself from regulatory vengeance.

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drdaeman
17 minutes ago
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The missing bit is that compliance is for governments and business partners, not for any end-users. For the purposes of KYC/AML process, end-users are objects, not subjects.

Your coins frozen with no reason given even internally except for "machine said no" - no one gets any slap on the wrist unless you sue real hard, happen to win, and most likely that'll be just a scratch that won't be noticed enough to change any attitudes.

The Man sees that someone they don't like transferring their coins through the fintech company - that's what those companies are really concerned about, because it would be a punch in the gut the company will feel.

Thus, the incentives. Current social design doesn't punish for false positives (until they hit really high levels), only false negatives.

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mothballed
1 hour ago
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No I'm not joking. That is the bullshit answer they (note: crypto/fintech space in general, not necessarily Coinbase) give. But when pushed on the occasions I've had my funds frozen they are never able to provide any evidence or what specific reason they have for triggering KYC/AML, just vague bullshit handwaving and AI customer service agents that lie about them "being on it" or some such and then your money gets returned when they're done squeezing it for interest (yes no one cares about your $50 but they do when it's some fractional percent of millions of accounts getting triggered at any particular point in time.) You can check something like the customer support reddits of a variety of crytpo and fintech companies, it is always filled with people have their money frozen for some long period while conveniently no one is looking at it while it is sitting there drawing interest, then maybe after a month someone tells them they need to hop on one leg while reciting Deuteronomy chapter 1 with a passport booklet in their hand and blink their eye 3 times while turning their head and that is all they were waiting for all along (I'm embellishing a bit here but that seems to be what KYC checks are like nowadays when they pop up).

Just a vague nonsense about compliance, that magickly aligns with padding their float. In reality they are using compliance and regulatory language as a shield to prop up their numbers. They are using KYC/AML to hold your funds hostage, as it's the most plausible explanation that also allows them to legally seize it under a legal sounding explanation. The fact that they do have to perform KYC/AML and there are penalties for not doing so just happen to make it a valid enough sounding excuse for when it's used overly aggressively because it lines up with other goals.

If they move the hair trigger to freeze funds 2x as often as they need to against the innocent false-positives to pass compliance checks, due to a hair trigger, then it falls under plausible deniability and even better when the regulator comes they can say some insane bullshit about how good their KYC/AML is. If they freeze it less often but instead just steal some for a little while and then return it, then it's more obvious a crime has been committed. It's obvious what they're up to.

Of course the KYC/AML/ regulatory officers are probably just pawns in this. The executives in the crypto and fintech space tell these people they need to set the sensitivity up to the 9s which does increase KYC/AML 'true positives' but the unspoken part is that money is now locked up into the company's accounts which creates a moral hazard in their fiduciary duty. They know damn well what that actually does is inflate their float, at the cost of a bunch of false positives. In theory that's satisfying AML because a function of doing so is you trigger more true positives, but in reality it's merely stealing money to increase floats not actually optimizing to meet the cutoffs to keep your license. But no one is actually going to come out and say this. It will probably take a class action suite, which I have little doubt will eventually happen when someone comes out and admits one day that these regulatory compliance triggers were intentionally set on the sensitive side for non-regulatory reasons.

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EdwardDiego
49 minutes ago
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> what specific reason they have for triggering KYC/AML

As far as I understand, they're often not allowed to disclose that. E.g.,

https://www.bitsaboutmoney.com/archive/seeing-like-a-bank/

> In the specific case of “Why did the bank close my account, seemingly for no reason? Why will no one tell me anything about this? Why will no one take responsibility?”, the answer is frequently that the bank is following the law. As we’ve discussed previously, banks will frequently make the “independent” “commercial decision” to “exit the relationship” with a particular customer after that customer has had multiple Suspicious Activity Reports filed. SARs can (and sometimes must!) be filed for innocuous reasons and do not necessarily imply any sort of wrongdoing.

> SARs are secret, by regulation. See 12 CFR § 21.11(k)(1) from the Office of Comptroller of the Currency...

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mothballed
43 minutes ago
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The fact they may not be able to in one circumstance doesn't prove that they're merely following the BSA.

It's obvious when someone gets their money frozen for a month only to just have to perform a KYC check that even if the KYC check was legitimate, and these kinds of results are common over years, the delay was a result of a business decision that increased their float.

I think you're conflating the requirements with the BSA with how executives are using it in a hostile way against customers. They can make the deliberate decision to slow down KYC/AML officers and checks after a trigger, while putting them on a hair trigger, while citing secrecy under the BSA. That is the regulatory nonsense under which they are dressing up a business, non-regulatory decision. It's there to provide plausible deniability.

The compliance officer in this case is plausibly just following the law but in reality they're just running cover for increasing the float -- maybe even unwittingly.

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kentm
46 minutes ago
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> But when pushed on the occasions I've had my funds frozen they are never able to provide any evidence or what specific reason they have for triggering KYC/AML

They are legally prevented from telling you by the regulators, at least in the US.

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mothballed
41 minutes ago
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If you buy into it being regulatory, you've already bought into the fraud. They're often delaying weeks to months to actually look into whatever set their hair trigger. That's not regulatory compliance, that's increasing your float. Especially in cases such as "all we needed was an updated passport check while you do the Macarena." The regulatory bit just provides the cover for the operation, the fact that it's true that regulation exists doesn't mean whatever is done under the flag of regulation was actually regulatory in nature it just means you have a more believable pile of steaming bullshit to tell the hysterical customer to make it sound like something closer to breaking the law is actually an attempt to follow the law.

Put otherwise, suppose I run a bank and you deposit your paycheck. I decide our reserves are a little low so I set KYC/AML triggers even more sensitive on a hair trigger so that an extra of 0.2% of innocent paychecks get held up an extra 4 weeks (I have also conveniently slow down / underhire customer service) which also causes me to catch 1 or 2 more real criminals. That's not KYC/AML even though that's the mechanism by which I claim to have held it. I'm not bound by the BSA secrecy in such case since the underlying trigger was for increasing the float rather than actually KYC/AML compliance.

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I am accusing fintech and crypto businesses in general of committing mass fraud through intentionally setting KYC/AML on an artificially sensitive trigger to increase their floats, yes.

I do not know if Coinbase specifically does that -- my limited experience with them is they are one of the few fintech companies that hasn't fucked me over.

I have an absolutely massive body of evidence that leads me to that conclusion, through my own transactions and frozen funds as well as studying a wide amount of CS complaints that show evidence that KYC/AML checks on frozen funds are stalled for weeks to months without any plausible explanation of what is happening which is not a KYC/AML regulatory action but rather an intentional choice to raise floats for free interest and padding their numbers.

Of course what's extraordinarily ironic here is when fintech claims you violate KYC/AML then "law says we provide no evidence" but if you turn around and accuse them then the industry shills will scream "evidence" while simultaneously saying your counterparty doesn't have to provide it! They are hypocrites! The very people accusing you without evidence betray their own sins accusing you of same!

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lokar
29 minutes ago
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So you are accusing them of fraud without any evidence.
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wiseowise
11 hours ago
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> - No pure managers: Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor. Managers should be like player-coaches, getting their hands dirty alongside their teams.

Geeks who didn't even stand near professional sports should really shut up about anything sport related, lol.

I would really like to see professional, established coach running around with young prodigies on a peak of their biology.

> - AI-native pods: We’ll be concentrating around AI-native talent who can manage fleets of agents to drive outsized impact. We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role.

And AI clowns will cheer and applaud this, not seeing that they're now doing the job of 5(!) people with the same salary. Why is nobody talking about this?

Also, I find it really bizarre that those neo feudal lords see their companies as just a life stock to count. They don't even count people, just see them as numbers to reduce/scale up. Modern tsardom, but instead of being tied via official decree you're now tied by your lifestyle and family.

"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make"

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JeremyNT
2 hours ago
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Let's be honest, this is a crypto exchange. "Line go up" is the only philosophy these people adhere to.

> Also, I find it really bizarre that those neo feudal lords see their companies as just a life stock to count. They don't even count people, just see them as numbers to reduce/scale up. Modern tsardom, but instead of being tied via official decree you're now tied by your lifestyle and family.

People don't work somewhere like Coinbase if they're concerned about morality or mitigating the harms done to society.

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hocuspocus
2 hours ago
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Even better, as an exchange, they don't even necessarily care whether the line goes up, down, sideways, or in fucking circles to quote the Wolf of Wall Street. As long as it goes somewhere, and customers are charged fees.
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l0gicpath
1 hour ago
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I fail to see how this is specific to a crypto company. You’re drawing a correlation that’s not backed up by any empirical evidence.

The GP post describes a common problem in _most_ workplaces in the market today. It’s not specific to crypto, AI, or anything in between.

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cloche
6 hours ago
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> Geeks who didn't even stand near professional sports should really shut up about anything sport related, lol. I would really like to see professional, established coach running around with young prodigies on a peak of their biology.

Player-coach used to be a thing in professional sports a long, long time ago. There's a reason you don't have it anymore. A coach can't be expected to take the long-term view while also expecting to contribute. Most examples were players near the end of their career and they didn't tend to do very well.

The only place you see it is in fun adult leagues. Perhaps the message then is that Coinbase wants to be less professional and more amateur-like?

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strken
30 seconds ago
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Player coaches would be redundant given that most sports already have captains, wouldn't they?
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draftsman
6 hours ago
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Your comment reminded me that this still happens in the NBA. At 43 years old, Udonis Haslem seldom played minutes towards the end of his 20 year career with the Heat. But they kept him on as a “player-coach,” in that he was a mentor to the younger players and assisted in their coaching. Kyle Lowry is another current example of this “player-coach” role, currently on the Sixers.
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htrp
4 hours ago
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Haslem played 72 minutes the entire 82 game season. That's like the Engineering manager who ships a PR once a year.
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GrooveSAN
3 hours ago
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And to continue with the analogy, he neither replaces the coach, nor the actual team players. He just sits on the bench, paid for his - additional - role. Exactly the contrary of the Coinbase manager-IC, which is supposed to replace 2 jobs in 1.
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cloche
4 hours ago
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Thanks for the examples. I didn't realize this still happened. I don't follow basketball much - more hockey for me with some baseball. It sounds like those examples jive though - they're players in the twilight of their career who still bring a lot of value being in the locker room but maybe aren't ready to fully retire or move to coaching full time.

Actually, these scenarios happen in hockey as well. Teams will pick up character guys who have been through it all who are expected to contribute more off ice than on it. Corey Perry is one who comes to mind lately but they're never given a "coach" title. It's entirely possible though that these players may be expected to be a go-between guy between the coach and younger players to help them manage the pressure or to help with encouragement. They're definitely not getting prime minutes though.

I guess that would possibly be the same expectation of a manager who still codes. I can't see them doing anything critical. It's likely picking up some minor bugs or nice-to-have, low priority feature work. I was a manager before and while I didn't reach 15 reports, I was up to 12 at one time. There's just really no focus time that you need for coding. Maybe that's a bit different with AI but even then you still need to find time to make changes and validate. And that's time that takes away from other higher impact things that you could be doing for the team.

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xdavidliu
3 hours ago
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I think the CEO was more talking in the line of Bill Russell or Maximus from Gladiator, not final-year Haslem
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FireBeyond
2 hours ago
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It happens, but these days is quite rare, and usually something reserved for a player is of Hall of Fame or close caliber, who has been an institution for the franchise, and is generally slated for a full-time coaching role post retirement.
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Worf
2 hours ago
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Reminds me of how kings used to (I think, I'm bad at history) actually fight the battles themselves. Now the head of state, the head of government and the other top people don't fight themselves. Even the admirals only plan and command, AFAIK.
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cyanydeez
2 hours ago
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In sports like Football where CTE is king, there's just not gonna be enough qualified personnel to coach.
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jasonfarnon
10 minutes ago
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No. Few college or professional coaches weren't themselves college or professional players. Think of all those assistant coaches, QB coaches, DB coaches etc.--all players. Mike Leach comes to mind as a rare counterexample.
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rideontime
3 hours ago
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"Neo feudal lords" might read like hyperbole to those unaware of Brian Armstrong's "Network State" fanaticism. He may not be one yet, but he's certainly striving toward that goal.
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adamors
3 hours ago
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There’s also Yanis Varoufakis’ recent book, Technofeudalism.
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ne0flex
3 hours ago
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"They don't even count people, just see them as numbers to reduce/scale up."

I'm remember of when I went out for drinks with a startup consultant friend and she mentioned one founder she spoke with refer to his staff as "biological units" when addressing use of proceeds to hire additional staff.

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chamomeal
2 hours ago
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That is bonkers but I will enjoy calling my friends “biological units” from now on
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ryanisnan
2 hours ago
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> I would really like to see professional, established coach running around with young prodigies on a peak of their biology.

This is a really strange nit. You are aware it's an analogy about skill and role. To reduce this to being about biology and the impacts of senescence on ability is weird, and doesn't really apply here.

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machomaster
1 hour ago
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Analogies have to make sense, to be applicable. In this case it doesn't.

E.g. you can't just spew nonsense like "let's work together like a bee hive, everything for the Queen/CEO, no matter the personal cost to an individual" without others pointing out the stupidity of comparing humans with bees.

You can't just come up with a desirable adjective and start coming up with random scenarios in which those characteristics may occur. "Let's make the company strong as a gorilla, big as an elephant, smart as Von Neumann, bright as a Sun, as courageous as young guys from youtube fails compilations." This makes no sense whatsoever.

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harshalizee
2 hours ago
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> - AI-native pods: We’ll be concentrating around AI-native talent who can manage fleets of agents to drive outsized impact. We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role.

And then this person leaves, leaving no documentation or workflow. That's ok though, another ai agent will pick up right back and add slop on top of that until the codebase is a black box interacting with another black box.

Oh and this company handles other people's money? That's going to end well.

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dakiol
1 hour ago
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> And AI clowns will cheer and applaud this, not seeing that they're now doing the job of 5(!) people with the same salary. Why is nobody talking about this?

Exactly. People are too naive these days

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p-o
2 hours ago
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> Geeks who didn't even stand near professional sports should really shut up about anything sport related, lol.

Reggie Dunlop is ready for duty, he'll get the job done.

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nclin_
1 hour ago
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Aahahahaha yes the solidarity of the common memecoiner must not be broken.
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khazhoux
3 hours ago
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> Also, I find it really bizarre that those neo feudal lords see their companies as just a life stock to count. They don't even count people, just see them as numbers to reduce/scale up. Modern tsardom, but instead of being tied via official decree you're now tied by your lifestyle and family.

The CEO is looking at revenue and at costs. He can see what will happen if current burn rate isn’t reduced. Doesn’t it come (in part) to numbers, which must be reduced/scaled as needed? (Along with other costs)

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moomoo11
3 hours ago
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what's the point of having 5 people doing 1 person's job though?

sounds stupid to me

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reactordev
3 hours ago
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delusions of having AI do those roles and the one person in charge over prompting will know the difference between quality and slop... guess which one I'm betting on?
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moomoo11
56 minutes ago
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historically speaking, efficiency has always won out

for example, the last obvious inefficiency i remember was sys admins. the most worthless, self aggrandizing group of people at any company. got wiped out mostly (the best work for the cloud engineering companies), and i think it was for the better!

engineers today handle deployments, and it is far better.

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Refreeze5224
29 minutes ago
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> historically speaking, efficiency has always won out

Too bad AI is not about efficiency. It's about headcount reduction, which is exactly what Coinbase is doing here. AI just gives them plausible cover.

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reactordev
20 minutes ago
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If it was about efficiency, they would be moving faster, not cutting headcount…
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reillyse
3 hours ago
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Employees should be cattle not pets.
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paulhebert
1 hour ago
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What a sad way to think about other people
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claytonjy
1 hour ago
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It is, but it’s the only way for a company to succeed and scale over time. A pet approach works well in the early days, but you can’t become a VC-backed success without drastically reducing bus factors throughout the company.

That could be an incentive to keep companies small, but high-scale companies do have unique benefits to society.

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scottlamb
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> We’ll be concentrating around AI-native talent

Is this code for "we're firing all the old people"? As I understand it, I can say I'll only hire proficient English speakers (a "bona fide occupational requirement"), but I can't say I'll only hire native speakers, as that would discriminate against various protected groups. This seems like the same thing—proficiency may be a bona fide requirement, but expecting they learned this year's workflow first is age discrimination.

I don't expect ethical conduct from crypto companies and will not be sad if they are sued into oblivion.

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reverend_gonzo
22 minutes ago
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I would disagree. I am among the oldest on our team and also the most in tune with AI.

I see AI-native as those who have embraced it, and are learning to leverage it appropriately.

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CityOfThrowaway
33 minutes ago
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No, it's obviously not. There is nothing about being old that prevents you from being AI-native.
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jasonfarnon
7 minutes ago
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"There's nothing about being a non-native English speaker that prevents you from being proficient." This is the comment's point. We're talking about proxies and correlations here, not physical law.
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ryandrake
17 minutes ago
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I don't even know what "AI-native" even means. The term is sufficiently vague to shield any number of discrimination schemes.
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Terr_
17 minutes ago
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There's some kind of *whoosh*-ing logical disconnect here, and I think the simplest way to resolve it is to paraphrase:

1. scottlamb: "I suspect their stated goal of X is a lie, to disguise their true goal of Y, which is easier and more-profitable."

2. CityOfThrowaway: "You are wrong, because X is not-impossible.

3. Terr_: "Hold up, what's going on here? Even if we assume X is achievable, that does not prove they actually mean it."

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scoot
25 minutes ago
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To be "AI native" (a la digital native) you have to have grown up with the technology.

I'm not sure exactly which children they're planning to replace all their staff with, nor how they plan to get around the child labour laws.

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willio58
1 hour ago
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> Leaders will own much more, with as many as 15+ direct reports.

As someone who did have 15 direct reports for a while, it’s a joke.

You basically are their manager in name only. Your time is so split you can’t give any one direct reports the attention they deserve. Quarterly and annual reviews are a farce because you genuinely don’t really know how people are doing except the signals you can receive when you’re not in a meeting with one of your 15 reports.

Just goes to show how far up their own asses some CEOs are. Meanwhile real people just want a boss who cares. Hope Brian feels happier with an extra billion dollars or whatever this year!

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lokar
28 minutes ago
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But now with LLM agents to help you…
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nvader
10 minutes ago
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I've seen more than one pitch for knowledge products for "AI-enhanced managers", which are basically prompt templates that enable you to slop your way through 1:1s, ceremonies and reviews.
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nvader
5 minutes ago
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Nice work if you can get it.
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Saline9515
11 hours ago
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The reality is that Coinbase earns on trading volume, and since we are in a crypto bear market, revenue is down. So they have to cut to keep the company profitable (or in line with what the investors expect).

While AI is likely a productivity boost, the underlying reason is not AI.

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evdubs
4 minutes ago
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Indeed. COIN releases earnings on May 7 in the evening. Q4 2025 was the first quarter where they had a negative EPS in the past couple years. Most analyst estimates for Q1 2026 are trending downward. This "difficult decision" seems to be all about getting in front of a bad earnings release.
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chrsw
11 hours ago
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Yes, I'm not buying this story about layoffs due to AI. It's a convenient excuse, which these companies seem to be getting away with too.

And something else I don't get about these AI related layoff announcements: if AI was a productivity boost wouldn't you hire more engineers and technical staff to capture the value? Or else you're basically saying "we're a tech company that has no idea what to do with more super-engineers".

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henryfjordan
4 hours ago
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The layoffs being "due to AI" is usually about freeing up the budget to build a couple datacenters and buy GPUs. And they have to layoff 14% of their workforce because they are buying those GPUs at many times the normal price thanks to the zeitgeist.

They aren't saying that they don't know what to do with the AI productivity boost, but rather they think it worth taking a huge productivity hit right now so they can invest in the future. Whether their vision of the future is realistic...

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missedthecue
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At this point, I truly do not believe there is anything that could happen that would convince HN that LLMs reduce demand for engineering labor hours.
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Akababa
1 hour ago
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There are diminishing returns to more engineers. Also hiring more is like investing with leverage. You might increase EV but also increase the chance of going bust if things go poorly.
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ManuelKiessling
3 hours ago
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Reading only the parts of the post that are not about AI does not instill the sense that Mr Armstrong is the kind of person who would hesitate to say that people are let go because the company wants/needs to save money.
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notahacker
2 hours ago
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Saying they're being let go due to the amazing efficiency of AI juices the stock prices more though.
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jqbd
4 hours ago
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This assumes they had a deficit of engineers pre-AI. What if they had as much as they needed?
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lmm
2 hours ago
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If engineering ability actually became cheaper you would want more of it, as ideas that were previously too marginal became worthwhile.
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apple4ever
4 hours ago
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Oh yeah, AI is just an excuse to sell it to the public. But it's not about that at all. It's about bad leadership.
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zindlerb
3 hours ago
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Isn't this what he says in the post? The first reason listed is market cycle not ai.
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RIMR
2 hours ago
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Yeah, but imagine if he had said that AI was the reason, and how wrong he would have been if he had said that.
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nikcub
3 hours ago
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They're so tied to crypto that i'm surprised they haven't been tempted to diversify into other asset classes, or even yolo into prediction markets like robinhood did.

It would be slop, but the market would love it

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gip
3 hours ago
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Very curious why they haven’t diversified into real world assets. It seems like an obvious move, even if the margins would be lower than their fee business (~85% margins!!).

They’ve added tokens and altcoins to the platform, but I don’t think that’s a particularly strong long-term bet.

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nly
2 hours ago
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Because real world assets are heavily regulated and regulation has costs.

The competition is also stiff with decades of experience and network effects

The truth is these crypto shops have a pretty poor reputation in the traditional finance industry. Nobody in trading tech goes to work for them unless they offer insane salaries, because they (we) know it's an unstable place to be.

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mothballed
2 hours ago
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It's going the opposite direction. Those offering real world and tradfi assets are moving into the crypto space. That is going to eat Coinbase's lunch.

The worst part of using something like Coinbase is having to do yet another bank transfer, waiting for it to clear, doing KYC/AML yet again, etc etc for what most people is just to buy one or two single asset (BTC or maybe ETH probably). Instead just click buy in Robinhood or Schwab along with everything else.

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gip
58 minutes ago
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That makes sense, thank you for explaining. TradFi already offer access (direct or ETFs) to major cryptos who have demonstrated some utility like BTC, ETH, XRP, SOL and a few others.

If interest in tokens and altcoins wanes, Coinbase may be in a weak position.

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nly
2 hours ago
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The major prop shops and market makers are all over crypto, for sure. But they're only there because these markets are poorly regulated and there's a lot of retail juice to squeeze.

A friend of mine works for one of the major crypto firms and they're starting to deploy algorithmic trading bots on their own exchange.

The spreads on these markets can be diabolical

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lxgr
2 hours ago
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Have they not? When I log in, I'm given the option to trade (apparently stocks, futures, commodities) and predict (via Kalshi, I think).
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arthurjj
2 hours ago
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> employees will receive a minimum of 16 weeks base pay (plus 2 weeks per year worked), their next equity vest, and 6 months of COBRA

As someone who lived through multiple rounds of layoffs at big tech companies this seemed quite generous.

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Sohcahtoa82
1 hour ago
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Insanely generous.

I got laid off 3 years ago and got a mere 2 weeks + 1 month of COBRA. It was a tech company, but not a big one.

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kibwen
41 minutes ago
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Companies with less than 20 employees aren't federally required to offer COBRA. Companies larger than that are required to offer at least 18 months of coverage. I don't know how large your old company was, but Coinbase is large enough that this offer, rather than being generous, sounds illegal? https://www.dol.gov/sites/dolgov/files/ebsa/about-ebsa/our-a...
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tkzed49
35 minutes ago
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They're offering to subsidize the cost that the individual would normally pay for COBRA coverage. They're only required to offer the coverage, but not to pay for it.

However, I don't think this is that unusual in SV layoff packages.

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ryandrake
14 minutes ago
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If so, that's really generous, given the cost of having to pay for COBRA.

Either way, I'd still be shitting my pants. 16 weeks is not a lot of time to find another job in today's environment. I know devs who have been out of work for years and had to resort to stocking shelves at Home Depot to tread water.

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mooreds
10 hours ago
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I'll probably get some flack for this, but this is about as good of a layoff email as he could have sent.

* explains the reasons (financials, AI enablement)

* talks about what folks who are leaving get in detail (first) and thanks them

* talks to the folks who are staying

Layoffs are hard, no doubt, and I am not sure he's making the right choice. I see plenty of doubt about some of the actions in other comments that echoes mine. I certainly wouldn't want to have 15 direct reports and also ship production code regularly. But as CEO, it's his job to make these kinds of choices.

The proof is in the pudding as they say. We'll see how Coinbase does with this new orientation in the next year or so and that will determine if this was a wise or foolish move. Is there a flood of talent leaving? Major breaches? Business as usual with better than expected profits?

Time will tell.

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vdnkh
9 hours ago
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This email was 100% AI generated. I just edited a similar sentence from a claude code doc I'm writing - "we're not just X, we're fundamentally Y" is an obvious tell. I guess he's putting his money where his mouth is
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turtlebits
3 hours ago
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Who cares? If you're getting laid off, the only thing that really matters is the severance package.

Its all lip service - either AI generated or hand written.

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lkbm
2 hours ago
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> If you're getting laid off, the only thing that really matters is the severance package.

I don't think this is true. Humans typically prefer "thanks for the hard work, here's your severance" to "you suck, here's your severance, loser."

Humans like being treated with respect, and words are a big part of that. Money is nice, but it's not the only thing we care about.

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rozap
1 hour ago
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It's the only thing crypto folks care about, so idk, I think it's fitting.
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cyberclimb
1 hour ago
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> To get there, we are not just reducing headcount and cutting costs, we’re fundamentally changing how we operate: rebuilding Coinbase as an intelligence, with humans around the edge aligning it.

For sure this part screams LLM

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wifipunk
49 minutes ago
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Reminds me grok

"We’re not building Skynet, we’re cutting costs and putting the survivors on prompt duty"

Anything in that format gives that AI feel

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alexandre_m
6 hours ago
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I think a lot of LLMs are trained on corporate communications, and since companies have been copying each other for years, it’s hard to tell them apart.
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esseph
4 hours ago
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Yep, it's 25+ years of corporate communications.
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machomaster
1 hour ago
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This is just good writing, not a 100% proof of AI being used.
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prewett
9 hours ago
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> this is about as good of a layoff email as he could have sent.

Except for that tone-deaf part at the end, where right after he talks to the people who "will be leaving" (that is, the people getting kicked out), he says that Coinbase will be stronger and healthier for this. Which makes it hard not to draw the conclusion that the people "leaving" are part of the unhealth.

The CEO probably does not even think that, and just wants to reduce costs. But from what was written, the implications are decidecly suboptimal.

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bombcar
2 hours ago
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It would be amusing but counterproductive to have a layoff email talk about how they’re firing their best and smartest employees.
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saos
11 hours ago
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> Non-technical teams are now shipping production code and many of our workflows are being automated. T

Is Brian here? Can he speak more to this? What exactly are non technicals shipping to production code?

I've got no position in Coinbase but is that a wise thing to say as a public company? I'd be alarmed if I were a share holder

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big_youth
3 hours ago
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I worked for Coinbase. Brian won't even speak more to this to the company. He led by twitter post. I was there for 4 years (thanks to a great manager) but Brian was one of the worst leaders I've ever experienced.
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phist_mcgee
2 hours ago
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Go on, spill some more tea..
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mamonster
11 hours ago
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This is (unironically) what big institutional allocators love to hear. They've been sold the idea that almost every medium-very big tech corp is vastly overstaffed and can become a monster cash cow and stop SBC dilution by cutting headcount + becoming A.I first.

They hear this from the sellside, from activists, from the guys managing their private market allocations etc.

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HoldOnAMinute
3 hours ago
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Are any of these fields hiring?

- big institutional allocators

- activists

- the sellside

- guys managing their private market allocations

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fourseventy
3 hours ago
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My company is doing this too. Our marketing team can use cursor web agents to make coding changes to the marketing website/blog/landing pages. The agents make the code change and make PRs in github where our tech team reviews it before merging. The marketing team is almost entirely non-technical.
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ericmcer
2 hours ago
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Marketing team can vibe out PRs that engineers have to review and then shepherd out to production?

Sounds tight I love the direction industry is heading lol.

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abuani
2 hours ago
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I'm looking forward to marketing folks doing oncall and support work for the features they're shipping.
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tacker2000
2 hours ago
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To be fair marketing vibing content pages is different from managers vibing code that powers a trading app for example.
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claytonjy
1 hour ago
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Yeah this sounds pretty reasonable really, like instead of using a CMS directly they’re having Claude file PRs to make the same changes. As someone who likes static sites and change control, it actually sounds like an improvement.
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BLKNSLVR
1 hour ago
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I was thinking the same thing. Advertising or the wording and layout of information on a website is a different level of complexity to monetary calculations that have legislated paths and outcomes, for example.

As difficult as it is to use CSS to centre a field, the stakes are in a different ball park.

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SpicyLemonZest
13 minutes ago
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I'm sure a lot of companies are doing that as described (mine too), but I have never in my life heard someone classify website/blog/landing page changes as "production code".
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_boffin_
2 hours ago
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How’s this actually going? I’m sure there are issues, but is it actually fruitful?
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mobattah
1 hour ago
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Contrary to sentiment in this thread, I am seeing positive effects of designers and PMs using AI. Skilled designers can now own how their components look and feel with guardrails.
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_boffin_
18 minutes ago
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The way i look at it is: those users are going to ask differing questions than engineering that may lead to possibilities not considered, thought of, believed possible, etc.. which can be a good thing, when harnessed correctly*.

I'd love to hear more about the positive effects of designers and PMs using AI, especially more on the PM side, if you care to go into more detail

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londons_explore
1 hour ago
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AI is the next big hype.

Crypto was a big hype of last decade.

Every year that goes by there are fewer people interested in an old hype, and therefore a smaller and smaller market for coinbase.

Coinbase is on a path to death. It might take 20 years, but the decline has already begun.

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tmaly
9 hours ago
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Publicly traded companies get their stock price punished if they just announce layoffs, whereas if they say it is because of AI, they do not see the same treatment.

If you look at Coinbase in 2020 they had roughly 1,200 employees. By 2022 they had roughly 4,500 employees.

They over hired and now they are pairing back, this is all it is.

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boshalfoshal
3 hours ago
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Its been 6 years, how are you still blaming covid overhiring?
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Banditoz
20 minutes ago
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What would you blame instead?
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ryandrake
10 minutes ago
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Anything that happened more recently? At some point, the "overhiring" excuse no longer holds water. Headline from 2050: "Big tech lays off thousands more, due to overhiring 30 years ago..."
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cloche
6 hours ago
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They already had substantial layoffs in 2023 for that https://www.coinbase.com/blog/a-message-from-ceo-and-co-foun...

It's because crypto goes in a cycle and now it's down. You should expect layoffs from them again in 2029/30.

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transitorykris
2 hours ago
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Share price can and does go up because layoffs usually means opex goes down
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djeastm
1 hour ago
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"paring back", but I agree. The overextended like a lot of high-growth, volatile businesses do
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apple4ever
4 hours ago
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That's exactly right. Bad leadership got them here. Of course they won't suffer, but their employees will. But only because they announced it as AI related. So the investors don't care.
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tracker1
3 hours ago
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That seems to be the case with a lot of companies with a significant number of tech workers... I think every tech manager/leader needs to read The Mythical Man Month and pass a test on the content without benefit of AI. I know Twitter/X was lambasted when Musk took ownership and made deep cuts, but my own opinion is it was probably for the best and would be healthier as a company after.

I mean, I want to work... and I absolutely despise the push to keep dev wages down, even at higher levels. But the reality is, at least from my own experience, that most software orgs and projects are actually over-staffed and would operate better with fewer, more experienced staff. Rather than filling hundreds of butts in seats.

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ravenstine
11 hours ago
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> We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role.

Experimenting or cost-cutting? Are these one-person "teams" you g to be paid more for having multi-domain roles regardless of how fast AI can churn out pseudo-MVPs?

We're going to see this become a trend beyond Coinbase, IMO. The idea that companies just want employees to be more productive is a farce. The C-suite would prefer to make no profit, have few to no employees, and get personally richer in the process.

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brk
10 hours ago
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Many upper level managers seem to be blind to the fact that the kind of person who can actually excel as a "do it all" is most likely not the kind of person that wants to work in that kind of environment. Those people will do a year or two pulling down a salary while they are also spinning up a side project, and then they'll bolt as soon as they can. It sounds like a recipe for constant employee churn, leaving behind a wake of fragile code.
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kevinsync
1 hour ago
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I'm only writing this because Devil's advocate and all, but what if you're actually capable of all those things?

Plenty of us here can conceive, design, architect, build, ship and own things from soup to nuts, and feel a lot more invested in the result as a consequence.

If the compensation is good, and it feels less shackled and less bureaucratic, is that necessarily a bad thing?

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hluska
43 minutes ago
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The kinds of people who really can do all three always have options. It means you end up with a lot of turnover in these types of teams.
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wiseowise
10 hours ago
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Seriously. Why is everyone just silently accepting this?
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orangecoffee
6 hours ago
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What is the alternative
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vitaflo
3 hours ago
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Start your own company. If you’re already doing everything yourself then you don’t need to do it for someone else.
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strange_quark
3 hours ago
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Organized labor
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shaewest
2 hours ago
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History has always been kind to inefficient systems organizing together for protection /s
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wiseowise
2 hours ago
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Efficient system is when worker does work of 5 people for the same salary and CEO makes billions.
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shaewest
1 hour ago
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I'm not arguing what defines inefficient in these situations, just that "if we group together we'll be okay" for tech workers will go about as well as 1960's longshoreman unionization
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darth_avocado
4 hours ago
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Beatings will continue until morale improves
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philipallstar
11 hours ago
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Well, yeah. As an employee in general one isn't that bothered about profit. As long as one's own job is safe and the jobs of the people one's close to.
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runjake
1 hour ago
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I keep seeing $x4% figures for layoffs. Is that right below the legal threshold for layoffs (e.g., 15%), or am I imagining patterns that aren't there?
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5701652400
3 hours ago
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when we will see "we do not need CEO anymore. AI can do it better. we are sorry to let go CEO, we do not need him".
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archagon
1 hour ago
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When tech workers finally unionize.
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upupupandaway
9 hours ago
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> Non-technical teams are now shipping production code

With the amount of tech leaders blabbering about this, I came to the conclusion that the profession of the future is going to be Security Engineer.

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nickmonad
31 minutes ago
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Yeah or anybody who can still actually read code.
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codeduck
3 hours ago
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AI-unfucker is likely to be a growth industry.
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martypitt
11 hours ago
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> Rebuilding Coinbase as an intelligence, with humans around the edge aligning it.

Oof. That smacks of hubris and valley-buzzwordism.

> Leaders will own much more, with as many as 15+ direct reports.

> Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor.

So, a manager who's managing 15 people AND expected to ship -- that sounds awful for both sides.

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StilesCrisis
10 hours ago
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> So, a manager who's managing 15 people AND expected to ship

Right?? I saw that too. My first thought is that any good managers left will be racing for the exit. You can't fake "managing 15 people" with AI. You have to actually have the 1:1s and do the performance calibrations. How are they going to have time left for IC work??

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alexandre_m
6 hours ago
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They'll have to reduce these 1:1s and any formal meetings to a minimum (e.g. once a quarter), and deal less with career growth and people conflicts.

They'll switch to async communications for everything, and ideally have a bot that answers Mm-humm like a psychologist on his chair.

More seriously, the solution is to move to a flatter org, but that's a drastic change with unknown consequences for most companies.

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tracker1
4 hours ago
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I think you'll have to work it out with your peers and collaborate... we here at $BigCo believe in individual ownership of the process.
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pluc
10 hours ago
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"IC work" seems to have evolved at Coinbase to mean "supervise AI changes". Then the question becomes how will managers actually review these changes and not just press accept at 3:50.
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dgellow
10 hours ago
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I assume they will have absurd metrics, like number of commits and token use to,determine how good of an IC you are. So, you start a bunch of agents in the background, merge their PRs without review, while having 1:1 and other meetings with your team. Productivity they call it
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apple4ever
4 hours ago
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Yikes. That's bad leadership at that top all around. But we already knew that when they announced layoffs. No good leader lays people off.
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LeCompteSftware
42 minutes ago
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Darkly funny that Armstrong's Twitter bio still reads "Creating more economic freedom in the world" when he has relegated humans to "the edge" of his own organization in favor of the pseudointelligent pseudogod.

Freedom for who, exactly? Coinbase's executives, I suppose.

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waynesonfire
7 hours ago
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> manager who's managing 15 people AND expected to ship

Notable is what they're not doing--annual reviews. This duty is now handled by the all seeing "intelligence" machine that can evaluate employees in real-time.

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mhitza
11 hours ago
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At least the compensation package sounds nice for those layed off.

What I'm really intrigued by is the non technical staff deploying code to production. Now that's a gamble I want to see in the crypto space.

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Markoff
11 hours ago
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"US employees will receive a minimum of 16 weeks base pay (plus 2 weeks per year worked), their next equity vest, and 6 months of COBRA."

4 months basic severance pay + 1 month for 2 years emploument is nice? so total 5 months severance after 2 years of working for them or only 6 months after 4 years

let me guess you are from US if you think this is nice, as European I would say this is fairly standard, nothing to brag about, 3 months should be bare minimum by law

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infecto
11 hours ago
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As an American, I’d point out that there are structural reasons the U.S. often outpaces Europe in certain areas of innovation and business, tech and otherwise. Labor regulations in many European countries make it harder to reallocate talent quickly, which can slow down company formation and scaling.

That doesn’t make one model universally better. There are clear tradeoffs on both sides. But it is part of the equation worth considering in response to your point.

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Markoff
7 hours ago
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Sure, I agree, not sure why you are downvoted for stating the facts, both have benefits, Europe in general is less flexible but employees are more protected with more benefits.

All I wanted to say was I don't find 4 months something particularly "nice" as European, though I am sure there are even some Europeans who would find it nice since they work for crappy companies in countries with less protection, so they are in lose lose situation, no US benefits (salary/taxes), no Europe benefits (severance pay/notice period).

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goodmythical
2 hours ago
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"If you've worked for us for 24 months and we fire you, we'll pay you for 29 months and give you your next equity and pay for your insurance for 6 months" and "if we fire you we'll pay you an extra ~21% (plus your next equity and another month of insurance too) of whatever you earned" does indeed sound quite nice considering that a vast majority people who are terminated get nothing or next to nothing.

It'd be looking a gift horse in the mouth to whine about "well they get 22+% at XYZ"

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mhitza
9 hours ago
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I'm not from the US, but from eastern europe. I have not been in collectives where what you're saying was true. At most I've seen 2-3 months of pay for someone to sign their own resignation.
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Markoff
6 hours ago
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you should always add salary during notice period if you are not expected to work anymore, it's essentially severance pay as well, though technically it's salary for no work
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philipallstar
11 hours ago
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As a European you're on a third as much though in the first place.
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broof
11 hours ago
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When I got laid off I got 0. The company I currently work for generally gives 0 severance as well. 5 months is extremely generous
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wiseowise
10 hours ago
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But hey! Guns and bigger salary, or something. And less socialism.
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SoftTalker
2 hours ago
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Yes?

If you're making 2x or more what a European developer makes, you're responsible for your own emergency fund. You ignore that at your own risk. I'll take that trade.

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baal80spam
10 hours ago
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> as European I would say this is fairly standard

I must live in a different Europe then. I'd say this would be EXTREMELY generous for Europe.

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baobabKoodaa
3 hours ago
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When I was laid off, I got only 2 weeks of pay (notice period).
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Markoff
7 hours ago
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well, everyone has different experiences, but just to make it clear, I was calculating ordinary salary during notice period into severance pay since in many companies it's essentially severance pay:

1. you get fired with 2 months notice period and they will tell you, you don't need to bother to come anymore = 2 months of severance, you can sit at home, look for job for 2 months with full salary

2. on top of this you will get also extra 2 months severance pay

so in total de facto 4 months of severance pay , but I understand shitty companies will expect you to work even during notice period (especially if they are firing you) and somehow expect you will be delivering same results, smarter companies know the reality when they are firing someone and just tell him not bother coming anymore, this was my case in last 1-2 jobs I've had more than 10 years ago when I was still employee (plus they wanted to give me 1 month severance pay, but I argued about years I worked there and certain operation practices which could be published, so got 2 months, unlike my less assertive colleagues), I'm nowadays contractor/freelance for companies outside Europe so no law protection for me

my wife is always employed as employee and got fired this winter under conditions I mentioned in point 1&2 and got 2+2 months after 1 year of work, two jobs ago she was fired without severance but didnt need to work during notice period

plus I've found funny mention of the 6 months COBRA as some benefit, you are covered by insurance in Europe regardless of your job status whether employed or unemployed you are always covered by universal healthcare

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jqpabc123
11 hours ago
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AI and crypto --- what could go wrong?
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harisec
11 hours ago
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This: User just tricked Grok and Bankrbot to send tokens with Morse code

https://www.cryptopolitan.com/user-tricked-grok-bankrbot-to-...

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dgellow
11 hours ago
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Fun read. Why would grok have access to a wallet? That sounds so absurd
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bitfilped
11 hours ago
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People still unironically use Web3 as a term, that's hilarious.
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monksy
2 hours ago
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Consider this and I think it needs to be acknowledged:

If you're a leader and you've said that your company is too big and have to downsize by 10+%. This is a you're the problem.

Firstly, the business needs to have active business and new initives. If you are not supporting that: You've failed.

If you're so inefficient that you need that extra 14%, you made that mistake.

If you "overhired" and didn't find a way to use that extra capacity to find the business.. you are the problem.

If you say that AI has changed your business, that 14% more people means 14%*the AI lift of more capacity to accomplish greater things.

It's not the talent, and it's not the talents' fault for your issues. A lot of people assume that layoffs means removal of bad performers. The reality is not there.

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mavelikara
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How does the “flattening” affect equity grants. With fewer employees, does each get larger equity stakes?
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serial_dev
7 hours ago
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Why spend any time thinking about the people at your company, when you could just prompt “make a heartfelt tweet announcing firing a bunch of people, make sure you pitch it in a way that we are seen as an AI company”.
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bronxpockfabz
11 hours ago
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> Crypto is also on the verge of the next wave of adoption

Since roughly 2018 I reckon, at least.

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taldo
10 hours ago
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This REALLY is the year of the Linux Desktop
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danparsonson
1 hour ago
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I've been using Linux as my desktop for years - I've yet to spend any crypto...
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danishanish
2 hours ago
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At least there’s positives there…
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carterschonwald
1 hour ago
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16weeks plus week or so per year of service is pretty good
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kelvinjps10
3 hours ago
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What I'm worried is the push fo AI here, for a software platform that handles money is troublesome, I use coin base because I can send money to my family in other countries with no fees
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ghnbv
58 minutes ago
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Bitcoin is down from its highs and the big boys are in. Tether collateral is handled by Lutnick's Cantor & Fitzgerald and moved to BFF Bukele's El Salvador. Previously the combo was Deltec Bank (CIA linked) in the Caribbean.

The Tether narrative has just been broken and Iranian assets have been frozen:

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/24/politics/us-freezes-crypt...

This of course means that the primary use case of Bitcoin, sanctions' evasion, is no longer secure.

It becomes clearer and cleared that Lutnick and Trump are actually the deep state and the big boys mean it. Further crackdowns on China and Russia are coming and it does not look good for Bitcoin.

But by all means, cite AI nonsense as a favor to fellow founders to pump up their valuations.

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paulbjensen
3 hours ago
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3 years ago they were touting NFTs as the next big thing.

Today, not a single mention in that email.

I can't help but feel that there is a superficial chasing of trends at play here (adopting the same playbook that Block used earlier).

Question is, where will we all be in 3 years from now?

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KellyCriterion
2 hours ago
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Wait: Isnt NFT the next big thing anymore? :-D
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decimalenough
3 hours ago
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All in on the next grift, of course. My money is on quantum computing.
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baristaGeek
10 hours ago
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Ok I actually like the idea of flatter orgs and player-coaches a lot.

However, do we really need them to AI-wash the fact that as a lot of companies, this company over-hired during ZIRP? Do we really need them to AI-wash the fact that the crypto hype is gone, therefore their business is smaller? “Company as intelligence” and “AI productivity” are just buzzwords so their stock price doesn’t suffer.

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mandevil
2 hours ago
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I was a IC/manager for a few months. Spending all day in meetings (there are actual things you have to do to manage 15+ people) and then going home and coding for 2-3 hours every night burned me the hell out and I left that company, good riddance to bad rubbish.

Companies above a certain scale- let's use Dunbar's Number as a good threshold- need full time managers to handle the necessary information flow through the company. Middle-manager is actually something that AI can't do yet, because their main job is to figure out what things everyone else around them needs to know (inside and outside their team), which requires a theory of mind that current LLM's just don't have. Is this policy change worth telling your team about? Is this feature creep worth telling other teams about? That is the decision that managers have to make dozens of times a day, and it requires a model of what various people know, to know whether this is important to them or not.

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VirusNewbie
3 hours ago
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Coinbase famously rescinded offers days before people joined when they did a previously huge layoff. That's absolutely diabolical and I sometimes fantasize about accepting a job there and just ghosting them.
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ejpir
2 hours ago
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Isnt that the most fair thing for them to do?
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projektfu
2 hours ago
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It's better to do a hiring freeze before the RIF. Otherwise people have left jobs to come work for you and are now stranded.
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nijave
1 hour ago
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Perhaps try to space out hiring and firing a bit more

You know, hire, stop hiring, then start firing

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VirusNewbie
48 minutes ago
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you don't even get a severance that way. People moved for a job, then got stranded without even getting a first paycheck.
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upupupandaway
9 hours ago
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Brian once came to Hacker News to comment on a thread I posted (about being made an offer then ghosted by Stripe for a leadership position), so if he has the time for that I'd love to see him here talking about the non-technical teams thing. Could be an interesting discussion.
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throwaw12
7 hours ago
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Apart from "AI" making us productive talk.

Can anyone share how and when they see market is getting in a better shape?

Specifically I am curious, how we would be working with AIs even if market gets in a better shape

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blizdiddy
7 hours ago
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I usually feel bad for laid off engineers, but these guys profited off of pump and dump wealth-funneling to the rich. Sucks to suck. They all played a part in normalizing scams.
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alexandre_m
6 hours ago
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Your sentiment should be redirected to the leadership team and execs, not the engineers themselves.
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blizdiddy
6 hours ago
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Nah, they are adults. Labor should make way more decisions, but they knew what they were doing and for who.
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alexandre_m
2 hours ago
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That's ridiculous. You're making it sound like they were working for Nazi Germany.

Have some empathy for people losing their jobs because of upper management’s incompetence.

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insane_dreamer
1 hour ago
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I never much liked Coinbase. I like them much less now.
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gustavus
11 hours ago
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> Non-technical teams are now shipping production code and many of our workflows are being automated.

As a security engineer this statements fills me dread.

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orphereus
3 hours ago
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If I were an employee that got laid off with this email, I'd be really angry and sad.
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sokoloff
2 hours ago
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Is there a different layoff email that would leave you satisfied and happy?
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orphereus
2 hours ago
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I suppose not getting a layoff email and instead getting it delivered face to face would be more human, but that's American capitalism for you in all its glory
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archagon
1 hour ago
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"As the CEO responsible for the asinine decisions that got us here, I am stepping down immediately, without severance."
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missedthecue
12 minutes ago
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I feel like this would just select for business leaders that take zero risk.
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archagon
9 minutes ago
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I don’t think I’ve heard of a single tech CEO resigning for massively fucking up. They only “take responsibility” to the extent of saying those magic words.
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conception
11 hours ago
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Lol “Non-technical teams are now shipping production code” definitely what I want my financial institution doing.
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itg
11 hours ago
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That statement does not inspire confidence considering how ripe crypto is for hackers/scammers, if anything it makes me want to close my Coinbase account.
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coldpie
11 hours ago
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Very early in the first Bitcoin boom cycle I had a friend who was into it, so I opened a Coinbase account because I thought it'd be funny to pay him the $15 I owed him for lunch or whatever in Bitcoin. I bought the $15 on a credit card, sent it to his wallet, we had our laughs about it, and I moved on. Years later, after it became clear that the only purpose of cryptocurrencies is scams & crime, I went to close my Coinbase account just for some basic digital hygiene. Except I found out that now, they only let you log in if you have an external bank account associated with your Coinbase account. And you can't delete your account without logging in. And there's no way in hell I'm associating my real bank account with a scam & crime agency. So I'm stuck with a Coinbase account I can't close or even log in to. Lol.
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Rebelgecko
3 hours ago
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If you joined when Coinbase was still giving 0.1BTC signup bonuses, it might be worth trying to retrieve the account
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b00mer
10 hours ago
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There's a law for that. If Coinbase did not require an external bank account to create the coinbase account, by law, they cannot require one to close the account. At least, that is what I have been led to believe. You could sue.
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coldpie
10 hours ago
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I have to admit I'm always baffled by these "you could sue over this trivial matter" replies. Do you think lawsuits cost no time or money? Obviously I'm not going to do that.
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projektfu
2 hours ago
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You could at least write a letter.
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hluska
32 minutes ago
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You’re giving legal advice based upon something you were lead to believe. That’s the first problem. The second problem is that proving damages would be difficult. The third is that you’re operating in a pay to play justice system.

Maybe you don’t have to make comments like this?

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itbeho
7 hours ago
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Closing mine today
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Saline9515
11 hours ago
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Given how crypto is the priority target for NK hackers it doesn't fare well for Coinbase to engage in such reckless behavior.
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malfist
8 hours ago
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Reckless behavior? In my crypto currency? It's impossible!
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DaSHacka
11 hours ago
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Not like it ever stopped the crypto industry before, if we're being honest
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rvz
10 hours ago
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Exactly. That is completely irresponsible of them.

It takes one massive breach and theft from the exchange as a result of this and they are cooked.

Exchanges never recover after billions of dollars get stolen from the exchange.

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kypro
11 hours ago
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Depends on what they're shipping. We're doing this with UI work, as long as your backend is secure I don't see what the issue is personally.

Generally engineers are not well placed to be building UIs.

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andy_ppp
11 hours ago
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Frontend has plenty of security considerations.
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Saline9515
11 hours ago
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You are a npm import away from having big problems.
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kypro
11 hours ago
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You're definitely doing something wrong if that's the case at your company.
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sumeno
11 hours ago
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Like letting non-technical teams ship production code
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m4ck_
9 hours ago
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But the claude/cursor/kiro/codex said my code was production ready, enterprise grade, and PCI/alphabet soup compliant.
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soganess
8 hours ago
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That is your problem right there. Instead of PCI compliance you needed that sweet, sweet IBM MCA compliance.

Rookie mistake by your AI; otherwise it did a flawless job, and the glaze it's been giving you is 100% accurate. You are the bestest.

If one more AI calls me "insightful" or says that my question "really cuts through the noise" or "gets to the heart of the matter"...

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Saline9515
8 hours ago
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You're totally right!
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CodesInChaos
3 hours ago
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How did you solve supply chain security?
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FerretFred
4 hours ago
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>I’ve watched engineers use AI to ship in days what used to take a team weeks. Non-technical teams are now shipping production code

Good luck to those (human) teams when the briefness stuff hits the fan thanks to an AI hallucination... oh wait, the Active Individually-contributing leaders will be there to lend a hand, right?

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codeduck
3 hours ago
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That reminds me, I'll need to stock up on rum so I can cheer the more spectacular detonations.
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ablation
11 hours ago
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"Non-technical teams are now shipping production code"
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fxtentacle
11 hours ago
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This is going to save a lot of money ... until someone loots their vault and they go bankrupt. "Non-technical teams are now shipping production code" is the last thing you want to hear from your bank.
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ozgrakkurt
11 hours ago
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It is weird to read this considering they should have enough money to employ enough software engineers.

Why would non-programmers need to ship production code in a financial context?

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kaiwn
11 hours ago
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Because it’s faster and cheaper, which are two very important metrics?
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Yossarrian22
11 hours ago
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I’ve never wondered if BoA is moving fast
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DocTomoe
11 hours ago
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> Leaders will own much more

Heh. This is the kind of phrasing that just begs to be misunderstood.

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jqpabc123
11 hours ago
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Over the past year, I’ve watched engineers use AI to ship in days what used to take a team weeks.

And I suspect that over the coming year, we'll be watching the consequences of this unfold.

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spprashant
11 hours ago
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I d like to know what exactly Coinbase has shipped with this addition to productivity.
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dd8601fn
8 hours ago
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This goes for everyone.

Some of the biggest AI adopting companies are still shipping garbage (Meta, Amazon, Microsoft, etc), and I’m desperately curious what infinite AI resources are actually doing for them.

More reports for accounting? What?

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keybored
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> Second, AI is changing how we work. Over the past year, I’ve watched engineers use AI to ship in days what used to take a team weeks. Non-technical teams are now shipping production code and many of our workflows are being automated. The pace of what's possible with a small, focused team has changed dramatically, and it's accelerating every day.

As a reward, people driving the productivity have now received a reduction in their colleague pool.

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wiseowise
10 hours ago
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And increase in their workload. Win-win!
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close04
11 hours ago
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> Coinbase is well-capitalized, has diversified revenue streams, and is well-positioned to weather any storm. Crypto is also on the verge of the next wave of adoption

Crypto is always about to take off. If the company is sitting so well, and is facing imminent growth, then they don't need to do layoffs, they want to. Or the company is not sitting so rosy and they're not too sure about their future.

> Non-technical teams are now shipping production code

What could go wrong?

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sergiotapia
11 hours ago
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Even his post is written by AI. Now that's efficiency!
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BoggleOhYeah
11 hours ago
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What is going to be the event that triggers Wall Street to realize a lot of these companies have been lying about their financials?
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newobj
2 hours ago
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ok sure good luck. more like conbase anyway
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andy_ppp
11 hours ago
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"Difficult decision" says billionaire sacking people, many of whom have families, so he can make even more money.
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varispeed
3 hours ago
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To me that sounds like financial issues dressed in PR slop.
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rvz
11 hours ago
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Coinbase has achieved "AGI" internally.
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nojvek
8 hours ago
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Crypto in bear market, volume is down. Less money to skim. Layoff.

The AI bullshit is CEO feel-good talk.

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josefritzishere
6 hours ago
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Lots of layoffs this year. The economy is in bad shape.
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smileson2
3 hours ago
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Everyone I know is barely holding on, markets doing well though but tbh it feels like a mad scramble last resort sort of thing
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5701652400
3 hours ago
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yeah, check reddit. now even front page is people talking how hard it is. everywhere.
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SamPatt
11 hours ago
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Many comments are mocking the "Non-technical teams are now shipping production code" line as an obvious disaster waiting to happen.

I think this will be commonplace in the not too distant future.

Some disasters will happen, just like they did before AI. Skeptics will gleefully point out these failures while more and more non-technical teams ship code.

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dgellow
10 hours ago
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Will they also do the maintenance, future migrations, and handle prod alerts at 2am? I’m all to empower non technical people but shipping prod code isn’t the way to do it. What will happen is a very large amount of unmaintained services with no coherence, that will accumulate over time. I cannot imagine the monsters we will after a few years of that being normalized
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kypro
10 hours ago
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No, because you're misunderstanding how this works.

Technical teams still need to design and build out the infra.

Technical teams still need to think about how to design and secure the backend systems.

The only thing that changes is that non technical people can now build UIs and internal tools on top of your core assuming you have solid APIs, MCPs, docs, and components to build on top of.

If you're allowing non-technical teams deploy mission critical software then you're not doing it right.

No one wakes up the frontend dude at 2am because the JS is doing something weird in the browser... All of the core infra and backend should still belong to technical teams.

I'm sure Coinbase understands this and when they say non-technical people are shipping software they don't mean they're vibe coding terraform infra and deploying full-stack user-facing applications.

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dgellow
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I do understand the theory, none of what you mentioned is new to me or contradict my points. I do not believe things will be done right. It’s not only mission critical services that require maintenance and need to handle incidents. Internal services are as important to a company as their public facing ones, and once you get the ball rolling I do not believe we won’t see the same approach used for customer facing services. I also do not expect non technical people to understand differences between MCP servers, rest apis, direct db access, and other resources. If they do they are definitely technical… so it will be up to whatever they let the agent do. Which is the whole problem here, you need to be technical to understand and push back when agents are doing things wrong
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hluska
28 minutes ago
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This is a whole lot of speculation masquerading as knowing what you’re talking about. You don’t have a clue what the CEO meant. If you did, you wouldn’t be talking here.
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wiseowise
10 hours ago
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> I think this will be commonplace in the not too distant future.

And due to this it deserves even more mockery.

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mert-kurttutan
11 hours ago
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Many people say this and they also say (see top comment) it being for financial company. But this being for financial company is an extra layer of risk that I am not willing to take personally.
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spuwho
49 minutes ago
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I have an announcement to make, using Claude I have now in development an AI model that can replace the CEO, the Board Chair, the CFO and CTO of any company on Earth.

I was shocked at how easy it was to train and develop a model that can replace senior leadership in a company.

The CEO was the easiest. I simply loaded the model with as much corporate jargon, double talk and the ability to talk down to people. The model nearly wrote itself.

Then simply ingesting the Wall Street Journal, Barrons, Financial Times and SEC 10-K reports and annual reports, I was able to compile the perfect CFO. It was able to spit out regulatory reports, answer questions on investor calls.

Strangely, the component of the model I had write in house was the ability to give up part of their bonus to keep key people employed. Seems in all of those financial reports, there were no examples of anyome that the model could leverage.

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