Meta launches Instagram, Facebook, and WhatsApp subscriptions
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qqtt
2 hours ago
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I'm going to go against the grain here and say this is probably a positive thing for Meta products, and honestly every other "free" service to provide these kinds of revenue avenues.

How many times do we hear things like "if the product is free, you are the product" - well, the consequence of that is development resources tend to be pulled into directions that benefit advertisers.

By having material subscription revenue coming in for things outside the advertising space, the product managers can justify investing in features that otherwise would be passed up due to lack of revenue potential from advertising.

Yes, in many ways Meta gets to have their cake and eat it too, because the ads are still there even with the plans, but this does give a meaningful voice to their customers who pay that they can invest in other ways outside of strictly advertising.

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sensanaty
25 minutes ago
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You paying just signals that you're someone to push more ads to and to harvest more data on, since it means you have disposable income to spend on something as useless as instagram or facebook.

Meta isn't going to stop harvesting all your information just because you pay for a subscription, they'll harvest and sell your data AND take your money.

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apsurd
1 hour ago
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Heard it here on HN: problem is paying a subscription is purely additive. eventually, inevitably, they’ll take the subscription AND sell your data, serve you ads, etc.

it being against what your payment contract states just means they’ll reinvent and rename the tiers.

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scns
1 hour ago
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> they’ll take the subscription AND sell your data, serve you ads

Streaming services claiming prior art here.

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apsurd
1 hour ago
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I just remembered there’s a black mirror episode about this. The paid subscription evolution by a “health tech” startup let’s say.

I won’t give away the plot, but it’s so realistically absurd it’s sad, hilarious and terrifying all at once.

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micromacrofoot
1 hour ago
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Yeah this is the worst, never pay for something that has ads. It's teaching these companies it's ok.
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jmspring
53 minutes ago
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So, pay them to keep doing what they already do?
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h4kunamata
30 minutes ago
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>How many times do we hear things like "if the product is free, you are the product" - well

Well, now they will keep doing what they are doing while being paid because your data is their business model.

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darth_avocado
1 hour ago
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Id pay money to not see ads. Like YouTube premium. And I’m sure I’m not the only one. Can’t believe they rolled out all these different plans and left out the one thing a lot of people would buy.
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cm11
25 minutes ago
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Does Youtube Premium track and build profiles and use and sell them? I assume so because Google, but does Premium remove advertising (in the broad) or remove ads? YT in general seems "kinder" than others at a few things, like you can remove history and activity and even get a blank homescreen.

Aside: I think it's funny how with an NYT subscription, you still get not only ads, but frequent article-covering ads for NYT subscriptions (asking to upgrade to a family account).

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timoth3y
1 hour ago
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> "if the product is free, you are the product"

This is not true. You are the product whether you are paying or not.

If the company thinks they can make money by selling your data/attention/access, they will do so. Paying them does not stop them from monetizing you.

These new paid tiers will be slowly enshitified just like most modern paid plans.

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anon35
49 minutes ago
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You seem to be attacking a different statement that no one says: "if the product isn't free, you aren't the product". There's no "if and only if" in the maxim.

Pretty sure you agree that if the product is free, the company is definitely getting value by monetizing something else of yours. It very much is true as written.

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the_af
3 minutes ago
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From a formal logic standpoint, you're correct.

But the context of the parent's and grandparent's comments was (paraphrased) "if you don't pay, you're the product, therefore it makes sense to pay in this case". But given what we know of Meta and their ilk, we have good reason to believe this is absolutely NOT the case: you'll pay but you'll still be the product, and their offerings will keep on the road to enshitification. So parent comment is correct given this context.

I don't believe they were making the case that free Facebook is in any way healthy or good for you.

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platevoltage
43 minutes ago
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It's because you'll still be the product even if you pay.
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pertymcpert
1 hour ago
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Agreed. Nothing wrong with charging for a product.
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chistev
1 minute ago
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Do you know of any successful business without a Meta presence? Is that really possible in this age? Really interested to know.

They have a stranglehold on everything. It's inescapable.

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drnick1
5 hours ago
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Just stop using Meta products. It's really not as hard as it seems. Nobody needs FB to communicate with friends and family. Send texts or emails or use your phone.
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Marsymars
7 minutes ago
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The sticky bit I have is facebook marketplace - it's wiped out the other classified marketplaces in my area.

I'm not making any serious money off the old stuff I sell, but the alternative to selling it (or even giving away low-value stuff that's still functional) on facebook is basically just throwing it out / destructively recycling it.

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Starman_Jones
5 hours ago
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The hardest part about not using Meta products is deciding not to use meta products. When I stopped using Facebook, I had resigned myself to spending a lot of time and effort to stay in touch with my friends and family. As it turns out, all I had to do was mention that I was using Signal, and the people closest to me, then pretty close to me, then kinda close to me all started using that too. The network effect cuts both ways.
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ryandrake
2 hours ago
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It’s amazing how strong the Meta FOMO is. I stopped using Facebook over 10 years ago and never even opened Instagram or WhatsApp, and I really am not missing out on anything in life. My actual friends know how to contact me and they do! And it’s really not that hard to say “Sorry I don’t have Whats App, just call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx.”

If someone is prepared to not be my friend because they only want to communicate via a Meta app, then I don’t see why I’d want them as a friend.

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outime
17 minutes ago
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>It's really not as hard as it seems

Only on HN could someone post a take like this without getting laughed at. Outside our very geeky HN bubble, hardly anyone (let's say in Europe, but all my friends in the US use it as well) uses anything other than WhatsApp. There's literally zero reason for the average user to switch.

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TFNA
2 hours ago
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You are years behind. It was in 2016 that, when traveling and wanting to exchange contacts with cool local people I met, I first began to get the response “My e-mail address? I don’t have email.” Already then many younger people were only on social media, and it was expected that you would exchange those contacts. And some countries never had the email moment at all, so even older people don’t use it.

Ditto for phones, if you mean the PSTN – as time goes on, fewer and fewer people have ever really used that. When people around the world are communicating via their smartphones with a phone-number-based protocol, it’s overwhelmingly WhatsApp, and guess who owns that?

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kingstoned
1 hour ago
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How do they not have email when it's required to sign up for various sites, plus having android phones requires gmail, plus official documents, bank accounts, job applications etc. tend to ask for email; email is used for work as well...?
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TFNA
1 hour ago
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Notice how in the last several years, a lot of popular sites have allowed signing up with phone numbers, no email address required. Besides making the service more accessible to a generation that doesn’t use email, getting a person’s phone number is great for profiling them for advertising reasons.

In many countries, either WhatsApp or a PSTN number for receiving an SMS is used today for the things that you think are done with email. I have lived in two countries that have highly digitized government services, and they were provided over an official app where email wasn’t part of the signup flow.

Sure, maybe some people use email at work (but WhatsApp has eaten into even that in some regions), but then that address is so associated with work that they don’t use it for social contacts.

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apsurd
2 hours ago
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What's actually being said is that these people are not your friends/family and probably shouldn't be.

That definitely sounds harsher than intended. It's a meditation really. Nobody needs FB and Instagram. (please read as a meditation)

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TFNA
2 hours ago
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Everyone is free to define “need” and who their friends should be as strictly as they want, because, sure, some people could become total hermits. But it’s not going to strike most people as a reasonable definition.

You mention “FB and Instagram”, and I haven’t used either in a decade myself. But the OP did mention “Meta products” and you are ignoring the elephant in the room: WhatsApp. In many countries it has completely replaced the PSTN: you cannot contact a business (they won’t answer normal calls and may not post email addresses), cannot get the necessary info on how to check into the reception-less accommodation one booked, and one will find it hard to maintain contact with people one may well wish to maintain contact with.

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Larrikin
2 hours ago
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"just don't meet people because they don't communicate via your one specific method"
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ValentineC
1 hour ago
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Good luck trying to not use Meta products (specifically WhatsApp) as a (non-tech) professional outside the US needing to communicate with their counterparts.

The best compromise for such people, I guess, would be a work phone number that's solely for business WhatsApp communication.

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derwiki
2 hours ago
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I don’t know about other places, but in SF, everything around schools is coordinated over WhatsApp—you’d be really doing your children a disservice to opt out.

And I hate it. I had deactivated all my Meta accounts but reactivated WhatsApp because of school stuff.

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Loughla
2 hours ago
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Tell your school board to use a dedicated messaging platform built for schools. Cite privacy laws. That's what I did, and it worked.

Unless you're talking about parent groups. Because then you're fucked. Every parent group everywhere uses Facebook or Whatsapp and don't care that not everybody uses it. You will be excluded.

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ryandrake
2 hours ago
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I’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of the philosophy: “you’re not missing out on anything worthwhile by being excluded by people who want to exclude you.” Don’t voluntarily interact with people who make “uses a particular app” a condition of that interaction.
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derwiki
1 hour ago
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Which privacy laws?
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Loughla
7 minutes ago
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FERPA, COPPA, and whatever your particular state has. Just Google it.
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alex1138
5 hours ago
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Actually it... is but not (just) for the reasons people give (social utility)

You delete a FB acct? It reactivates. Fun! Almost like the company is built off fraud

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Iuz
4 hours ago
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I'm thinking about it, but WhatsApp has a real hold on the Brazilian population. Removing it would mean losing the primary way my family and many people I know communicate. It’s ubiquitous here, sadly.
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carlosjobim
2 hours ago
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There are lots of other important uses for these platforms.

For the down voters: Such as finding local business information or events in your community, and tons of other stuff which isn't anywhere else.

Facebook + Instagram already has more current information than the rest of the web combined.

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pj_mukh
6 hours ago
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I would pay $49.99/mo for an unlimited plan that brings me only my friends' status updates (not their hyper-political likes and comments), just their life updates. Daily stories are great too. But JUST that, no influencers, no ads.

I realize Meta's data shows that our user revealed preferences tells them that we like all the dopamine hijacking garbage but that's like saying "Well users like drugs, so we gave them more". Let me pay you to give me just the vitamins, and none of the sugar.

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fooker
14 minutes ago
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You'd do it once and figure out that none of your friends have regular status updates any more.
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apsurd
2 hours ago
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I don't believe for a second you'd pay $50 per month!

Yeah you'd do it to prove a point. 6 months later, no way in hell.

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pibaker
2 hours ago
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Virtue signaling is free. Paying up for my virtues? Never.
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schubidubiduba
2 hours ago
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I think I would pay it. The peace of mind knowing that my every move isn't tracked and being used to sell me stuff or engagement bait me is invaluable tbh
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apsurd
1 hour ago
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I paid for youtube premium for a few months under the reasoning that I hate those auto playing make money ads so much. Certainly paying for peace is worthwhile.

Youtube legitimately has some quality content. But I ended my subscription because fundamentally, streamlining the path to more Youtube usage is self-enabling devil’s work.

Point being: Im not convinced paying money to these companies is ultimately going to result in a healthier, more safe more private experience, no matter what they claim.

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pj_mukh
2 hours ago
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I mean, I'm paying about that for Google to hold onto all my personal memories via Photos, and all that I could actually use self-hosting for.

Meanwhile, FB has all my network that I can't recreate or self-host so yes, I would pay that.

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tim-projects
6 hours ago
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Pay each of your friends $50 one per month, to switch to signal. Problem solved
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lukeschlather
5 hours ago
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Signal is designed with the assumption that data is sensitive and you should err on the side of destroying it.

Facebook is designed more as a shared scrapbook, with the assumption that data is precious and you want to share it with your community, and you should err on the side of oversharing so you don't lose any precious moments. Signal is in no way a replacement for Facebook.

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tim-projects
5 hours ago
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> Signal is designed with the assumption that data is sensitive and you should err on the side of destroying it.

That's... Just not true

> Facebook is designed more as a shared scrapbook

Have you used Facebook in the last 5 years? Its nothing like this at all.

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lukeschlather
4 hours ago
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> Have you used Facebook in the last 5 years? Its nothing like this at all.

I use it all the time. Yesterday I was talking to a friend, and we were reminiscing about visiting another friend's house, and we looked up some old birthday party invitations to help us remember when we had been there.

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pj_mukh
3 hours ago
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This is exactly what I want Facebook for. The network has all this value baked in, but they'll have to look past its obsession with ads and slop.
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lukeschlather
2 hours ago
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Honestly it's all there, if you use the "feeds" view in the menu it cuts out all the random influencer garbage. The search, especially the event search, is not great, but honestly I hope they don't touch it because I'm more worried about them enshittifying it further than I am about getting some creature comforts.
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Larrikin
2 hours ago
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When Facebook was food this was how it was used and what people liked. Nobody would care what they've done to the product in the past 10 years to optimize for money over mental health
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DANmode
5 hours ago
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It is if Facebook was never a good fit for you in the first place.
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freedomben
6 hours ago
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$50 per month for unlimited, not $50 per friend, so your solution only works if you only have 1 friend, so it would work for me (self-deprecating joke) but may not for GP.
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lostlogin
6 hours ago
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> Pay each of your friends $50 one per month

It an outlay of $50 a moth. Probably better to pay 50/number of friends though.

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rkomorn
5 hours ago
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$50 a moth? How about just a lightbulb and an open window?
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lostlogin
4 hours ago
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It took me several re reads to get it.
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fsflover
6 hours ago
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Or, better, Mastodon or Matrix, which don't rely on a single, easy-to-target server.
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dreamcompiler
6 hours ago
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This works for friends and family members who are computer geeks. Signal for everybody else.
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fsflover
5 hours ago
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I don't see what's missing in Matrix. Yes, the verification may be somewhat cumbersome, but I helped to deal with it, and it just works now.
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hgoel
4 hours ago
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A friend and I have been running a private Matrix server for almost a decade now, it's very lacking in comparison to what the average chat user (especially discord) is used to.

No custom emojis, no self-chat, embeds are inconsistent (e.g. encrypted rooms), multi-image uploads aren't a thing in many clients, adding text when sending an attachment isn't a thing, just to name things we've run into over the years. Most of these have been brought up to the devs many years ago, only to spend forever in spec hell and never actually make it into a release.

We're just tolerating these, because we explicitly moved off discord to have control over our data, but being tech savvy we can handle this. It's nowhere near good enough that I could use it with less savvy people.

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john01dav
5 hours ago
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Everything about matrix is cumbersome and glitchy. I have last tried to use it a few years ago and it seemed that Riot/Element had the only decent clients, and those were all Electron on desktop and also seemingly for profit. Signal has the electron problem, as well as many others (like the backup UI being abhorrent), but at least the core functionality works without fuss.
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canyp
4 hours ago
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Why? You are still giving up privacy. There is 0 reason to be using Meta products, let alone pay for them.
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captn3m0
4 hours ago
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Meta offers it in EU: https://about.fb.com/news/2024/11/facebook-and-instagram-to-...

I’ve been considering it but I am not sure if it drops just ads or suggested posts as well.

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uyzstvqs
5 hours ago
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What you need is the Stories feature in Signal, then donate that $49.99/month (or however much you want) to their foundation.
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kleton
2 hours ago
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> only my friends' status updates

I think that is the Feed's tab, though I have not used the blue app in a long time

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tmaly
4 hours ago
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I am surprised someone hasn't made a really nice equivalent to Obsidian for Mastadon and just released it for free on the app stores. I am sure one could host a very cheap mastadon instance on a low cost VPS
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jsrozner
6 hours ago
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This is absurd. You're just asking for reasonable control over data that ostensibly belongs to you. Moreover, this minimum functionality was resolved years ago with RSS. That you'd be willing to pay so much reflects how well every tech company is doing at using tech against its own users.
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pj_mukh
6 hours ago
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Ehhh, what I'm paying for is FB/Insta's ability to bring everyone onto one platform and encourage them to post regularly. RSS, AOL Messenger etc, never were able to do that with any decent success.

That they went past that to just kill their own golden goose is what is now reversible via a payment plan. That might be their only saving grace on this now managed decline.

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TFNA
2 hours ago
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But FB/Insta haven't been able to get everyone onto one platform. Generations are balkanized across FB, Instagram, and WhatsApp (all of which Meta bought precisely because it can’t manage with its original social network), and TikTok.
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bflesch
6 hours ago
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Nah once they know you can be fleeced for $50 per month, they also know there is much more money to extract from you. Their advertisers would be mad if they remove this juicy cohort of moneybags from their audience.
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kwanbix
15 minutes ago
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Before Meta aquisition, I paid 1 dollar per year for WhatsApp. Now it iwl be 35.88.
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danpalmer
19 minutes ago
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I use WhatsApp for almost all my communication with family and friends. I'm also happy to pay for things that improve my experience.

...but it's unclear what this subscription would give me. The announcement has no real details, the article is light on detail, and the WhatsApp website has no mention of this subscription.

I get that it's hard. What I want is a good text and call app, and that's hard to charge for at scale. But every feature that Meta has added to justify charging (AI, stories, profiles, etc), makes the product worse for me and makes me less likely to pay for it.

They're in a hard place.

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qingcharles
33 minutes ago
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I've so far been unable to find these options in any of the apps in the USA. Anyone spotted them?
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Animats
6 hours ago
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"It's free and always will be" - Facebook
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ravenstine
6 hours ago
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Whenever companies make statements like this and then people act surprised when they backtrack, I can't help but think of a bit of my favorite dialogue from Star Trek Enterprise.

HARRIS: We had an arrangement!

KRELL: You did what I wanted. I don't need you anymore.

HARRIS: You agreed that both our governments would benefit if the two of us worked together.

KRELL: And you believed me.

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dataflow
6 hours ago
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avaer
6 hours ago
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"They 'trust me'. Dumb fucks." - Mark Zuckerberg
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alex1138
6 hours ago
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Followed by him overwriting people's email addresses and constantly fucking around with privacy settings

Ohhhh but he was young! Be easy on him

(/s)

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shevy-java
6 hours ago
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Not only that, but Spybook aka Facebook, also connected offline information, e. g. I think if I recall it was dental care or something like that. I don't remember the year (edit: a google search led me to this article from 2018, but I could swear this was several years before that - see https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-43668607), but it was scary that they go and sniff for ALL data they can find about people. This brings mega-corporation to a new level of Evil. And I haven't even gotten to talk about Google here, yet ...
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x0x0
2 hours ago
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I'd bet good money this is mostly related to Europe's GDPR / DMA actions against Facebook. Ironically, I think Facebook would be in the clear to just charge everyone in Europe and dump ads altogether. :shrug:
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f33d5173
2 hours ago
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I didn't see it mentioned that this hid ads. I would be surprised if it did, since facebook makes way more than $4/month off many of it's users, they would be leaving a ton of money on the table if they only charged that to remove ads.
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embedding-shape
1 hour ago
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Probably paying would toggle on/off personalization of the ads, but then also they'd charge extra for the ads they show to "paying high-quality users" or something, so they can double-dip both sides.
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YesBox
6 hours ago
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Discord subscriptions seem to be working. People like to customize their profile (ie express themselves), even though profiles are not something frequently interacted with (that's the surprising part!)

I have a server (for my game) with about 1000 people. Out of the 300 people logged in, 50 of them have custom profiles.

So, it seems like a good idea for Meta.

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ro_bit
5 hours ago
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You can get free profile decorations these days from watching ads (discord “orbs”). It would be interesting to know how many of those users have the nitro subscription badge next to their name
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YesBox
5 hours ago
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I just counted 35 online profiles with nitro. Same ~300 people online currently
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micromacrofoot
1 hour ago
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Yeah this very much a "like Discord" move, and it does work
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sillysaurusx
6 hours ago
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How’d you make a game with 1,000 people? It’s impressive.
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YesBox
5 hours ago
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They're players, not devs.
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sillysaurusx
5 hours ago
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Yeah, I was asking how you got so many players.
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YesBox
5 hours ago
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Forgive me for not wanting to write up the history of the game's development. It boils down to product market fit, innovation, and fantasy fulfillment/fun.

See for yourself: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2287430/Metropolis_1998/

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pauldub
2 hours ago
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The game looks great. Thanks for sharing
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airstrike
6 hours ago
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tbh I mostly pay for nitro for cross-server, animated emoji
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fontain
6 hours ago
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The main problem is that premium subscriptions don’t generate that much revenue when compared to ads alone. The users who pay are the most valuable users to advertisers and the users who don’t pay are the least valuable. Discord generates about $1 in revenue per user compared to Facebook at closer to $100. For Discord at $1 per user, any subscription that’s a few dollars or more is probably paying for the lost advertising revenue, but it wouldn’t translate for Meta so they aren’t including ad free which drastically reduces the value.

I’ll be surprised if Meta’s subscriptions are as popular as Discord’s without being advertising free. Cosmetics are liked amongst Discord’s audience of nerds, but not Meta’s audience of normal people.

Very interested to see how this works out for Meta. Since they’re not excluding ads, it’s basically free money, so they may as well offer these subscriptions.

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rhines
6 hours ago
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I wish these companies didn't need to make billions in revenue. There's no reason why a small company couldn't manage a site like Discord, make enough to pay their developers, and be successful. But instead every company needs to become a unicorn and pay investors billions.
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lukeschlather
5 hours ago
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I actually cancelled my Discord subscription because they've gradually been adding more intrusive ads and subscriptions don't protect you from ads.
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ethanpil
1 hour ago
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Anyone here remember the early days of WhatsApp, pre-Facebook, when it required an annual subscription fee of $1?
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embedding-shape
1 hour ago
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Remember clearly the first time that message popped up, asking for $1/year, and I think you could basically "skip for now" and then it'd pop back up again later again. I remember thinking how brilliant it was, just hitting 100K active users in a year would be $100K, more than enough for a person, and at their scale they'd make it work long-term. Then of course eventually the $20B purchase happened and it became a product in someone's portfolio instead essentially.
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rossjudson
6 hours ago
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I think that subscribing to another person's life prevents you from living your own. Also, "Everything is Lies, I Guess".
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pioyi
2 hours ago
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Just use email...
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cryo32
2 hours ago
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This is a brilliant take. I was talking to friends the other day and we were reminiscing about the old days where you'd email and phone people. And if there was a family event you'd shove a quite write up and some photos on your personal web site and email the links out to people. Some parts of the family would mail a newsletter around periodically.

We decided to do the same again.

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tapoxi
2 hours ago
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My Mom (70s, retired special ed teacher) got the family on Signal and it's a breeze to do video calls or send pictures/messages to people.

They occasionally have a donation popup but it's one of the easiest and least intrusive programs I've ever used, and it just works.

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righthand
1 hour ago
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A lot of posters here are missing the part where people use Meta products to market their art, performance artists, visual artists, musician, digital entertainment artists, craftsmen, etc all rely on the network effect to be discovered. Until you can replace that then people wont just use email, txt their audience, etc.

And just to say it is actually sad there is no alternative because most of those artists dont really gain a valuable network effect from posting there. But it is how younger unestablished peoples establish themselves as existing. There are entire comedy/music scenes that essentially require you to have an Instagram account.

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aspectop
2 hours ago
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for insta and Facebook ok but for whatsapp they just wanna suck any kind of money they can. Soon whatsapp will be bloated with ads all over
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chistev
7 minutes ago
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Soon? They have ads already.
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sometimelurker
2 hours ago
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is meta low on $? why would they do this?
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Painsawman123
1 hour ago
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after they introduced Community notes, it isn't far fetched to say that they're simply copying Twitter...
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chistev
6 minutes ago
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Zuckerberg copying? Who would have thought.
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brcmthrowaway
50 minutes ago
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Paying FU money to folks creating dashboards takes a toll.
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flufluflufluffy
5 hours ago
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> There are also other features like Super Heart animated reactions for Stories, custom app icons, customizable fonts for profile bios, and access to additional pins for your profile.

Ahh, remember the days of livejournal/myspace, where we got all of those “features” for free because your profile is literally a fucking webpage

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AlienRobot
2 hours ago
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Imagine paying for the privilege to display an animated icon.

I blame Bethesda and their horse armor for this.

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torben-friis
2 hours ago
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I'd have been happy to pay for a WhatsApp-like service if they had not been acquired. Flawless service for like a decade, no complains. Only issue was the difficulty of moving between Android and iOS.

Meta? Fuck off. We all know they're already doing awful stuff with our data, they've had more bugs last year than all of whatsapps previous history combined, and whatever price they request now is step one for enshittification.

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canyp
6 hours ago
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Seems absolutely unhinged. I don't know who'd pay to doomscroll AI-generated slop and fake news. $49.99 for the top plan, lol.
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fullshark
2 hours ago
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All I can think of is people who need those accounts for professional reasons (i.e. public relations)
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DANmode
6 hours ago
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But they know who.
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shevy-java
6 hours ago
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> In an announcement, Meta’s head of product, Naomi Gleit, noted that “more fun features” will be added in the future.

Thank you - I don't want any of that.

What exactly are "fun" features, anyway? Do they take away from my time?

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iLoveOncall
6 hours ago
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It's insane that those subscriptions don't remove ads. That's the only thing I would even remotely consider paying for on any meta product.

In the current state those subscriptions will just show your friends that you're a huge loser who's willing to pay for custom backgrounds.

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figglestar
5 hours ago
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People who pay subscriptions are exactly the sort of people you want to advertise to the most since they've signaled they have money. It's like flashing a big wad of cash in a seedy bar.
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AlienRobot
2 hours ago
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Why would they remove the ads from users who have proven that they would even pay for a Facebook subscription?
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fontain
6 hours ago
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Unfortunately, Meta’s ad business is so effective that they would need to charge hundreds of dollars per year for an ad free service just to keep revenue stable. I suspect anything less than $25 per month would be loss making for them.
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chistev
5 minutes ago
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And even then, they wouldn't remove ads since they'd want to add to their profits!
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timpera
2 hours ago
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They do offer a €8/month ad-free Instagram subscription in the EU. I'm subscribed, it's pretty cool.
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lolive
2 hours ago
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I barely use all those services. But I wonder how i would react if Reddit became a paywall.
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chistev
3 minutes ago
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With the constant Enshittification. It's only a matter of time.
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suddenlybananas
6 hours ago
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It's a real shame private messaging has ended up being almost exclusively closed-source without any kind of open API.
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jjordan
6 hours ago
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How did we let this happen? We used to have open protocols, apps like Pidgin that would bring multiple chat clients together under one interface, IRC, Skype P2P, etc. etc.

Was it spammers that caused this mass migration to ever more closed platforms?

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NegativeK
6 hours ago
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The vast majority of people aren't aware of open versus closed protocols. If enough people they want to communicate with are using it to counterbalance how frustrating it is, they'll use it. It happened because businesses realized there's profit in lock in, and they threw resources at it.

Open protocols are still there and still used, but we're sad because the smaller userbase is frustrating. Just like how people still publish human written content to personal blogs, but they're proportionally non-existent.

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tim-projects
6 hours ago
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They all still exist, but we don't have the collective courage to use them when it means you might miss a status update from your friends.
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regexorcist
6 hours ago
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In the EU at least WhatsApp is being forced to interop with other messaging apps. I believe it's being rolled out at the moment.
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tgv
6 hours ago
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Yeah, there are precisely two apps that can exchange with Whatsapp: one is still in beta, the other is by invite only, and for "professional networking" or something like that. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46746476
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carlosjobim
2 hours ago
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The world still runs on email.
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princevegeta89
6 hours ago
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Interesting. Instagram and Facebook both seem to be filled with AI-generated fake crap today. Even the so-called news items that I see there seem to be fake. I don't even know who would be subscribing. Especially to Facebook as of today.... It is filled with pretty low quality content overall. On the other side, WhatsApp has been getting filled with a lot of bloat. And even today, I find it confusing to use communities in WhatsApp. The entire navigation and experience around that feature confused me a few times. There's been more and more push towards the AI crap on WhatsApp as well.

The only good thing about WhatsApp is, it is used by everyone that I know, so I can connect with them pretty easily and make calls, etc. I hope they don't enshittify it too much to the point where I'll go and use Signal full time.

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shevy-java
6 hours ago
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> Instagram and Facebook both seem to be filled with AI-generated fake crap today.

Also youtube, unfortunately. Google does not understand that AI is slowly killing youtube.

I am an expert cat video person, so noticing AI slop is not so hard, but it takes a few seconds (e. g. a mother cat punishing the young cat for "overreach" - the way how the AI video insinuated reality was of course completely false, AI spam slop that lies to real humans). I'd rather wish Google would not waste my time (then again, why am I still using youtube ... one day I'll be degoogled for good. The sooner Google is gone from this planet, the better.)

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princevegeta89
5 hours ago
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And also, pretty much any internet-generated social media content, basically. Reddit is another classic example. If you look at many posts in subreddits containing a huge number of users, you could easily tell it is AI-generated, especially these idiotic "Am I the asshole" posts or "askreddit" posts and any other posts involving interesting situations.

Not just that. Even comments, some of those are basically AI crap, cleverly disguised as real users. It is such a waste, honestly. AI has brought upon us a low-quality world to live in, out of nowhere. This is such a pity.

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CuriouslyC
5 hours ago
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Shorts are a dumpster fire in terms of fake content. Full length videos are a lot better, as YT has been cracking down on AI generated regular videos, though there are still a fair number of AI narrated/scripted videos and deepfakes of prolific interviewees.
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TZubiri
2 hours ago
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It's time for that EPS to turn into BV baby!
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qweiopqweiop
6 hours ago
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Those features sound so narcissistic to me
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yokoprime
6 hours ago
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That's not happening
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j45
6 hours ago
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Maybe they could sell privacy/encrypted messages in the subscription after removing it.
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meta_ai_x
6 hours ago
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Friendly reminder: HN opinion about this will be completely-out-of-touch with reality
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alex1138
6 hours ago
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What reality? The reality is almost nobody likes using Facebook (and many people can't anyway because they get banned while the racist thing or whatever they report never gets taken down) because it doesn't work, messages are hit and miss, nobody sees any status updates, and it's 20 ads per post
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SilverElfin
6 hours ago
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Who is this for? Is it just a way to monetize dying platforms before they inevitably become worthless?
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dreamcompiler
5 hours ago
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The last stage of Doctorow's enshittification cycle is "Then, they die."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enshittification

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CuriouslyC
5 hours ago
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Honestly don't know how Meta keeps customers. Facebook is hanging on for dear life with geriatrics and marketplace. Insta is a cesspool of fake content that needs to die in a dumpster fire. Not sure why you'd use WhatsApp over alternatives like Signal now.

It's almost like the people still using Meta services are metaphorical bots or low agency human beings.

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derwiki
2 hours ago
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WhatsApp: all school stuff seems to be coordinated over WhatsApp
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