Needless to say, it struggled to find anything to say about these mythical locales.

This speaks to a general lack of being any good wrt reality.

The top recommended "Kid friendly" restaurant on the Gold Coast Queensland is "Hog's Breath Cafe Surfers Paradise" which (following link) is "Permanently closed" which will disappoint many six year olds looking for that "signature prime rib dish in an informal steakhouse chain with a saloon bar".

Again, this doesn't bode well given it's literally the second thing I followed.