From the creators of "Babe wake up, a new JavaScript framework just came out" comes "Babe wake up, a new JavaScript runtime just came out"

at least bun vibe-coded rust rewrite had a test suite (which doesn't justify it)

we're all very grateful for cool toolchains and tools but I think people wouldn't even poke a stick at it if it doesn't pass a huge test suite (that is not vibe-coded, probably nodejs test suite if they have one?).

I like cats and Rust, but why would I use this over bun?

The fluffy bench repository might not be enabled for public access btw. I can’t see it when I click on the link.

I like that everybody try to sell products with cats.

just what we needed more vibe-coded vomit